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FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS
CardsFront: You're like family to me. Back: But that doesn't stop me from wanting to bang you.$5.00 -
DONKEY LOVERS
CardsFront: I enjoy spending time with you. Back: It feels good to do charity work.$5.00 -
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MOM I’D LIKE TO FUCK
CardsFront: I don't know what I'd do without you. Back: I'd probably start fucking your mom.$5.00 -
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FREAK SHOW
CardsFront: I've never met anyone quite like you. Back: And I hope I never have to again. Freak.$5.00 -
SUBLIME STONER
CardsFront: We should hang out more often. Back: So put down the bong and let's get together.$5.00$1.00 -
HAMBURGER DISCO
CardsFront: Remember that game spin the bottle? Back: If my spin pointed to you I'd barf.$5.00 -
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PRETTY PENNIE
CardsFront: You're smile makes me smile. Back: Cuz you look like a fucking goof.$5.00 -
BLACK DROP
CardsFront: I couldn't ask for a friend better than you. Back: Believe me. I've tried.$5.00 -
DRU’S IDENTITY
CardsFront: You've given me a lot of great advice over the years. Back: Now here's a piece for you, stop telling me what to do.$5.00 -
EIKCAM BUTTPUNCH
CardsFront: I know we'll be friends forever. Back: Though I should tell you now, I don't like you that much.$5.00$1.00 -
BILLY WOULD
CardsFront: Being around you is always a pleasure. Back: But I'm glad I don't see you very often.$5.00 -
VIVA PUFF BPA
CardsFront: You're always the life of the party. Inside: But I think you're an alcholic.$5.50 -
LOSER ALERT
CardsFront: You deserve a wonderful Father's Day. Back: But you raised a loser, so all you get is this card.$5.00 -
ASS PAIN
CardsFront: Father's Day is different now that I'm a parent. Back: Now I understand what a pain in the ass kids are.$5.00 -
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MAKE ME A SANDWICH
CardsFront: You are an excellent father and husband. Back: Though your cooking sucks.$5.00 -
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SEND A HUG AND KISS CARD
CardsFront: Every Christmas I send you a card in the mail. Back: And this year is no fucking different.$5.00 -
DON’T BUY ME SOCKS
CardsFront: I'm glad Christmas only comes once a year. Back: It's hard pretending to like your shitty gifts.$5.00 -
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SANTA IS A SISSY
CardsFront: Santa was at the mall the other day. Back: I punched him in the face.$5.00 -
DON’T PISS OFF MR. CLAUS
CardsFront: I made my list. I checked it twice. Back: And you still piss me off.$5.00 -
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JUST A CARD
CardsFront: This card is my way to say Merry Christmas. Inside: It also says I don't like you enough to buy you a real gift.$5.00 -
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MONEY FOR NOTHING
CardsFront: Happy holidays. Inside: Well, they'd be happy if you gave me some money.$5.00 -
YOUR STOCKING STINKS
CardsFront: I know what Santa is putting in your stocking. Back: A lump of shit.$5.00 -
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CUM ONE CUM ALL
Break UpFront: It was good while it lasted. Inside: But you always came too early.$5.00 -
TOLD YA SO
Break UpFront: I'm sorry to hear about the divorce. Inside: But I gotta say, I told you so.$5.00$1.00 -
FISH STICKS FISH DICKS
Break UpFront: There are plenty of fish in the sea. Inside: But do you really think you can do better?$5.00$1.00 -
KIDS AREN’T ALRIGHT
Break UpFront: So sorry about the divorce. Inside: It was because of the kids, right?$5.00 -
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