MOTHER’S DAY IS COMING
April 25, 2024
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Quick ViewOLD AND UGLY
BirthdayFront: Getting old is hard. Inside: Especially when you start looking like shit.$5.00 -
Quick ViewDIRTY DREAMS
BirthdayFront: May all your birthday wishes come true. Inside: You fucking pervert.$5.50 -
Quick ViewNOW YOU HAVE NOTHING
BirthdayFront: What do you get for someone who has everything? Inside: Nothing.$5.50 -
Quick ViewWHORES R US
BirthdayFront: We found you an amazing birthday gift. Inside: But somehow a two-dollar whole didn't seem appropriate.$5.00 -
Quick ViewWE’RE ALL CHEAPSKATES
BirthdayFront: We decided to all chip in for your birthday. Inside: This card is pretty great, huh?$5.50 -
Quick ViewSKUNKS LIKE IT DIRTY
BirthdayFront: This year your birthday is extra special. Inside: So go get laid.$5.00 -
Quick ViewSUGAR TITS
BirthdayFront: For your birthday how about a nice dinner and some dancing? Inside: You're paying.$5.00 -
Quick ViewFUCK FRIENDS
BirthdayFront: I always remember to give you a card for your birthday. Inside: You don't have many friends, so it's the least I can do.$5.50 -
Quick ViewBEER BOOBS BABES
BirthdayFront: Kids have the best birthday parties. Inside: But they never remember the beer.$5.00 -
Quick ViewSOMETHING BETTER
BirthdayFront: Let's celebrate your special day. Inside: Actually, nevermind. I have something better to do.$5.00 -
Quick ViewOLD TIMERS
BirthdayFront: I can't believe it's already your birthday. Inside: You're getting really old really fast.$5.50 -
Quick ViewSMALL PENIS
BirthdayFront: You always throw the best birthday parties. Inside: Is it to make up for your small penis?$5.00 -
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Quick ViewWISH BITCH
BirthdayFront: Remember to make a wish before you blow out your candles. Inside: Maybe ask for a new face. Yours is looking a little rough.$5.00 -
Quick ViewBIRTHDAYS ARE OVERRATED
BirthdayFront: It's your birthday, huh? Inside: Well you can suck my ass. I don't give a damn.$5.00 -
Quick ViewHIPPOS HATE BIRTHDAYS
BirthdayFront: Time for another birthday. Inside: Goddamn I hate these things.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewOLD MAN MOUSTACHE
BirthdayFront: It's your birthday. Inside: Damn. You're a lot older than I thought.$5.00 -
Quick ViewBIG HEAD BIGGER EGO
BirthdayFront: This birthday is a big one. Inside: So don't go dying on us.$5.00 -
Quick ViewSHIT SISTER
BirthdayFront: I heard it's your birthday. Inside: I also heard I don't give a shit.$5.00 -
Quick ViewCOCKSUCKING BIRTHDAY
BirthdayFront: Make a wish and blow out your candles. Inside: Then blow yourself. Cocksucker.$5.50
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OLD AND UGLY
BirthdayFront: Getting old is hard. Inside: Especially when you start looking like shit.$5.00 -
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DIRTY DREAMS
BirthdayFront: May all your birthday wishes come true. Inside: You fucking pervert.$5.50 -
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NOW YOU HAVE NOTHING
BirthdayFront: What do you get for someone who has everything? Inside: Nothing.$5.50 -
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WHORES R US
BirthdayFront: We found you an amazing birthday gift. Inside: But somehow a two-dollar whole didn't seem appropriate.$5.00 -
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WE’RE ALL CHEAPSKATES
BirthdayFront: We decided to all chip in for your birthday. Inside: This card is pretty great, huh?$5.50 -
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SKUNKS LIKE IT DIRTY
BirthdayFront: This year your birthday is extra special. Inside: So go get laid.$5.00 -
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SUGAR TITS
BirthdayFront: For your birthday how about a nice dinner and some dancing? Inside: You're paying.$5.00 -
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FUCK FRIENDS
BirthdayFront: I always remember to give you a card for your birthday. Inside: You don't have many friends, so it's the least I can do.$5.50 -
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BEER BOOBS BABES
BirthdayFront: Kids have the best birthday parties. Inside: But they never remember the beer.$5.00 -
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SOMETHING BETTER
BirthdayFront: Let's celebrate your special day. Inside: Actually, nevermind. I have something better to do.$5.00 -
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OLD TIMERS
BirthdayFront: I can't believe it's already your birthday. Inside: You're getting really old really fast.$5.50 -
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SMALL PENIS
BirthdayFront: You always throw the best birthday parties. Inside: Is it to make up for your small penis?$5.00 -
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WISH BITCH
BirthdayFront: Remember to make a wish before you blow out your candles. Inside: Maybe ask for a new face. Yours is looking a little rough.$5.00 -
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BIRTHDAYS ARE OVERRATED
BirthdayFront: It's your birthday, huh? Inside: Well you can suck my ass. I don't give a damn.$5.00 -
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HIPPOS HATE BIRTHDAYS
BirthdayFront: Time for another birthday. Inside: Goddamn I hate these things.$5.00 -
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OLD MAN MOUSTACHE
BirthdayFront: It's your birthday. Inside: Damn. You're a lot older than I thought.$5.00 -
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BIG HEAD BIGGER EGO
BirthdayFront: This birthday is a big one. Inside: So don't go dying on us.$5.00 -
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SHIT SISTER
BirthdayFront: I heard it's your birthday. Inside: I also heard I don't give a shit.$5.00 -
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COCKSUCKING BIRTHDAY
BirthdayFront: Make a wish and blow out your candles. Inside: Then blow yourself. Cocksucker.$5.50
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