2024 WALL CALENDAR
September 25, 2023
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Quick ViewYOUR LIFE SUCKS, GIRAFFE
BirthdayFront: Today is a special day to celebrate your life. Inside: Too bad your life sucks.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewTHAT MOUSE IS SOBER
BirthdayFront: So you're having another birthday. Inside: The way you drink I'm surprised you made it this far.$5.00 -
Quick ViewBUNNIES CAN’T BE JERKS
BirthdayFront: For your birthday I wanted to get you something really great. Inside: But then I remembered that you're a jerk.$5.00 -
Quick ViewSTICKY SOCKS
CardsFront: So sweet and innocent. Inside: Until all his socks start sticking together.$5.00 -
Quick ViewBABY BITCH SPICE
CardsFront: Sugar and spice and everything nice. Inside: Until puberty turns her into a bitch.$5.00 -
Quick ViewPUP PUP PUPPY
CardsFront: Congrats on a great addition to the family. Inside: Though a dog would have been a better choice.$5.00 -
Quick ViewBIG BABY BIGGER VAGINA
CardsFront: Congrats on another beautiful baby. Inside: You must have a huge vagina.$5.00 -
Quick ViewBIG OL TITTIES
CardsFront: You have a beautiful pregnant glow. Inside: And your tits are huge.$5.00 -
Quick ViewBLAME THE DINGO
CardsFront: Your baby deserves the best. Inside: So hand it over to me and I'll raise it.$5.00 -
Quick ViewSAFETY FIRST
CardsFront: I heard you're expecting. Inside: I guess you don't believe in safe sex.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewBABIES ARE FOR SUCKERS
CardsFront: I'm so excited that you're having a baby. Inside: Because I sure as hell don't want one.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewTHIS IS TARA’S BABY CARD
CardsFront: I guess it's time to baby-proof the house. Inside: You don't want any of those little buggers getting in.$5.00 -
Quick ViewHURTS LIKE A BITCH
CardsFront: Bringing a new life into this world is a beautiful thing. Inside: But it hurts like a bitch.$5.00 -
Quick ViewI BET ITS PRETTY GROSS
CardsFront: Word on the street is that you're having a baby. Inside: Gross.$5.00 -
Quick ViewI KNOW DODGE IS CUTE
CardsFront: Babies are great. Inside: Unless you get one of the weird looking ones.$5.50 -
Quick ViewBEAUTY NOT BRAINS
CardsFront: Your baby is going to be the cutest. Inside: Not very smart, but definitely cute.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewUGLY BABY SHEEP
CardsFront: I can't wait to see your new baby. Inside: I hear it's real ugly.$1.00
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YOUR LIFE SUCKS, GIRAFFE
BirthdayFront: Today is a special day to celebrate your life. Inside: Too bad your life sucks.$5.00 -
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THAT MOUSE IS SOBER
BirthdayFront: So you're having another birthday. Inside: The way you drink I'm surprised you made it this far.$5.00 -
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BUNNIES CAN’T BE JERKS
BirthdayFront: For your birthday I wanted to get you something really great. Inside: But then I remembered that you're a jerk.$5.00 -
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STICKY SOCKS
CardsFront: So sweet and innocent. Inside: Until all his socks start sticking together.$5.00 -
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BABY BITCH SPICE
CardsFront: Sugar and spice and everything nice. Inside: Until puberty turns her into a bitch.$5.00 -
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PUP PUP PUPPY
CardsFront: Congrats on a great addition to the family. Inside: Though a dog would have been a better choice.$5.00 -
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BIG BABY BIGGER VAGINA
CardsFront: Congrats on another beautiful baby. Inside: You must have a huge vagina.$5.00 -
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BIG OL TITTIES
CardsFront: You have a beautiful pregnant glow. Inside: And your tits are huge.$5.00 -
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BLAME THE DINGO
CardsFront: Your baby deserves the best. Inside: So hand it over to me and I'll raise it.$5.00 -
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SAFETY FIRST
CardsFront: I heard you're expecting. Inside: I guess you don't believe in safe sex.$5.00 -
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BABIES ARE FOR SUCKERS
CardsFront: I'm so excited that you're having a baby. Inside: Because I sure as hell don't want one.$5.00 -
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THIS IS TARA’S BABY CARD
CardsFront: I guess it's time to baby-proof the house. Inside: You don't want any of those little buggers getting in.$5.00 -
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HURTS LIKE A BITCH
CardsFront: Bringing a new life into this world is a beautiful thing. Inside: But it hurts like a bitch.$5.00 -
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I BET ITS PRETTY GROSS
CardsFront: Word on the street is that you're having a baby. Inside: Gross.$5.00 -
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I KNOW DODGE IS CUTE
CardsFront: Babies are great. Inside: Unless you get one of the weird looking ones.$5.50 -
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BEAUTY NOT BRAINS
CardsFront: Your baby is going to be the cutest. Inside: Not very smart, but definitely cute.$5.00 -
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UGLY BABY SHEEP
CardsFront: I can't wait to see your new baby. Inside: I hear it's real ugly.$1.00
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