MOTHER’S DAY IS COMING
April 25, 2024
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Quick ViewZEBRA IS A COOL WORD
BirthdayFront: Congratulations on another birthday. Inside: At your age most people are dead.$5.00 -
Quick ViewLIKE A FAT KID LIKES CAKE
BirthdayFront: I baked you a cake for your birthday. Inside: Then I ate it.$5.00 -
Quick ViewI HATE BIRTHDAYS
BirthdayFront: Have a happy birthday. Inside: Or rot in hell you old bastard.$5.00 -
Quick ViewBIRTHDAYS ARE STUPID
BirthdayFront: I'm glad we're friends. Inside: Except for when it's your birthday and I'm expected to buy you something.$5.00 -
Quick ViewDRUNKEN LOSERS
BirthdayFront: Hooray for your birthday. Inside: Let's go out and drink responsibly.$5.00 -
Quick ViewA FIVE DOLLAR GIFT
BirthdayFront: This card means one thing. Inside: I don't want to spend more than five dollars on you.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewWHY GIVE ANYTHING ELSE
BirthdayFront: I had no idea what to get you for your birthday. Inside: So here's a card.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewDOWN WITH THE OLDIES
BirthdayFront: Happy birthday to a dear old friend. Inside: An old, old, old, old, old, old friend.$5.50 -
Quick ViewYOU DANCE LIKE ELAINE
BirthdayFront: Let's go out dancing for your birthday. Inside: Actually, maybe you should stay home. You're embarrassing.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewHA HA YOU’RE A FUCK UP
BirthdayFront: You only live once. Inside: Too bad you already fucked up.$5.50 -
Quick ViewSHUT THE FUCK UP
BirthdayFront: Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Inside: Shut the fuck up.$5.50 -
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Quick ViewYOUR HAIR SUCKS
BirthdayFront: As your friend I really have to let you in on something. Inside: Your haircut is ridiculous.$1.00 -
Quick ViewOH POOP
BirthdayFront: No birthday gift could express my true feelings for you. Inside: Except, maybe, a pile of crap.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewBOOBIES
BirthdayFront: It must be your birthday. Inside: I can tell because your boobs are sagging.$5.50 -
Quick ViewSCOOTIE HAMSTER
BirthdayFront: For your birthday lets do something special. Inside: Sex with strangers is special, right?$5.00 -
Quick ViewI’M THE BEST
BirthdayFront: I got you the best birthday gift ever. Inside: But you don't deserve the best. So I kept it.$5.50 -
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Quick ViewYEAH, I’M HORNY
BirthdayFront: Happy Birthday. Inside: For the record, I'm only giving you this cuz it improves my chances of getting laid.$5.50
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ZEBRA IS A COOL WORD
BirthdayFront: Congratulations on another birthday. Inside: At your age most people are dead.$5.00 -
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LIKE A FAT KID LIKES CAKE
BirthdayFront: I baked you a cake for your birthday. Inside: Then I ate it.$5.00 -
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I HATE BIRTHDAYS
BirthdayFront: Have a happy birthday. Inside: Or rot in hell you old bastard.$5.00 -
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BIRTHDAYS ARE STUPID
BirthdayFront: I'm glad we're friends. Inside: Except for when it's your birthday and I'm expected to buy you something.$5.00 -
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DRUNKEN LOSERS
BirthdayFront: Hooray for your birthday. Inside: Let's go out and drink responsibly.$5.00 -
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A FIVE DOLLAR GIFT
BirthdayFront: This card means one thing. Inside: I don't want to spend more than five dollars on you.$5.00 -
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WHY GIVE ANYTHING ELSE
BirthdayFront: I had no idea what to get you for your birthday. Inside: So here's a card.$5.00 -
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DOWN WITH THE OLDIES
BirthdayFront: Happy birthday to a dear old friend. Inside: An old, old, old, old, old, old friend.$5.50 -
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YOU DANCE LIKE ELAINE
BirthdayFront: Let's go out dancing for your birthday. Inside: Actually, maybe you should stay home. You're embarrassing.$5.00 -
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HA HA YOU’RE A FUCK UP
BirthdayFront: You only live once. Inside: Too bad you already fucked up.$5.50 -
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SHUT THE FUCK UP
BirthdayFront: Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Inside: Shut the fuck up.$5.50 -
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YOUR HAIR SUCKS
BirthdayFront: As your friend I really have to let you in on something. Inside: Your haircut is ridiculous.$1.00 -
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OH POOP
BirthdayFront: No birthday gift could express my true feelings for you. Inside: Except, maybe, a pile of crap.$5.00 -
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BOOBIES
BirthdayFront: It must be your birthday. Inside: I can tell because your boobs are sagging.$5.50 -
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SCOOTIE HAMSTER
BirthdayFront: For your birthday lets do something special. Inside: Sex with strangers is special, right?$5.00 -
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I’M THE BEST
BirthdayFront: I got you the best birthday gift ever. Inside: But you don't deserve the best. So I kept it.$5.50 -
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YEAH, I’M HORNY
BirthdayFront: Happy Birthday. Inside: For the record, I'm only giving you this cuz it improves my chances of getting laid.$5.50
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