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BirthdayFront: Got big birthday plans? Inside: Or another night of drinking alone?$5.95 -
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Quick ViewLOPES TIMES TWO
CardsFront: Congratulations on your big day. Inside: It's about fucking time.$5.50 -
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AnniversaryFront: We're so lucky we found each other. Inside: I almost swiped left.$5.95 -
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New JobFront: Congrats on the new position. Back: I thought you could only do missionary.$5.95 -
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Good LuckFront: Here's a card to wish you good luck. Inside: You need all the help you can get.$5.00 -
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Get WellFront: They say laughter is the best medicine. Inside: Too bad you don't have a sense of humour.$5.00 -
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CardsFront: You're always the life of the party. Inside: But I think you're an alcholic.$5.50 -
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CongratulationsFront: Congratulations. Inside: I bet you think you're hot shit now, don't you?$5.95 -
Quick ViewHOLLY JOLLY DRUNK
ChristmasFront: Have a holly, jolly Christmas. Inside: By getting druuuuunk.$5.95 -
Quick ViewENJOY WHILE YOU LAST
Bon VoyageFront: You better enjoy your trip. Inside: At your age it's probably your last.$5.00 -
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BirthdayFront: Let's celebrate your birth. Inside: Even though you were an unplanned pregnancy.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewA LONG FUCKING TIME
AnniversaryFront: Your love is amazing. Inside: Amazing that it has lasted this long.$5.00
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DAY DRINK DAY DRUNK
BirthdayFront: Got big birthday plans? Inside: Or another night of drinking alone?$5.95 -
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY FAT ASS
Belated BirthdayFront: Your birthday just slipped my mind. Inside: I guess I was too busy thinking about your fat ass.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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LOPES TIMES TWO
CardsFront: Congratulations on your big day. Inside: It's about fucking time.$5.50 -
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LEFT OR RIGHT
AnniversaryFront: We're so lucky we found each other. Inside: I almost swiped left.$5.95 -
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MISSION IMPOSSIBLE
New JobFront: Congrats on the new position. Back: I thought you could only do missionary.$5.95 -
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HELP ME HELP YOU
Good LuckFront: Here's a card to wish you good luck. Inside: You need all the help you can get.$5.00 -
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WATCH LETTERMAN
Get WellFront: They say laughter is the best medicine. Inside: Too bad you don't have a sense of humour.$5.00 -
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VIVA PUFF BPA
CardsFront: You're always the life of the party. Inside: But I think you're an alcholic.$5.50 -
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HOT SHIT
CongratulationsFront: Congratulations. Inside: I bet you think you're hot shit now, don't you?$5.95 -
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HOLLY JOLLY DRUNK
ChristmasFront: Have a holly, jolly Christmas. Inside: By getting druuuuunk.$5.95 -
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ENJOY WHILE YOU LAST
Bon VoyageFront: You better enjoy your trip. Inside: At your age it's probably your last.$5.00 -
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MISTAKES HAPPEN
BirthdayFront: Let's celebrate your birth. Inside: Even though you were an unplanned pregnancy.$5.95 -
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DRUNKEN LOSERS
BirthdayFront: Hooray for your birthday. Inside: Let's go out and drink responsibly.$5.95 -
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A LONG FUCKING TIME
AnniversaryFront: Your love is amazing. Inside: Amazing that it has lasted this long.$5.00
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