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TOP 60 EVERYDAY
Card CollectionsThis card collection contains the Top 60 Everyday Cards curated for retailers looking to add a small batch of Hug and Kiss cards to their shelves, but can be purchased by regular customers that wish to stock up for those everyday occasions! Customers will get 1 of each design. Our cards come with an A-2 size envelope. 4 3/16" x 5 5/8". Since 2007 all of our cards are proudly written, illustrated, designed and printed in Canada! These cards are printed on cardstock and creased, folded, and cut with the utmost care using human-powered equipment. Many of our products contain language that some people (with no sense of humour) may find offensive. In short, we make raunchy, rude, and ridiculously funny handmade greeting cards from our home office in Canada. For Wholesale Customers- The collection (24 Birthday, 2 Anniversary, 4 New Baby, 4 Congratulations, 4 Friendship, 4 Get Well, 2 Graduation, 2 New Home, 4 Love, 2 Retirement, 4 Thank You, and 4 Wedding) consists of bundles of 6 cards and 6 envelopes for each design.$357.00Original price was: $357.00.$255.00Current price is: $255.00. -
TOP 48 EVERYDAY
Card CollectionsThis card collection contains the Top 48 Everyday Cards curated for retailers looking to add a small batch of Hug and Kiss cards to their shelves, but can be purchased by regular customers that wish to stock up for those everyday occasions! Customers will get 1 of each design. For Wholesale Customers- The collection (22 Birthday, 2 Anniversary, 3 New Baby, 2 Congratulations, 2 Friendship, 2 Get Well, 2 Graduation, 2 New Home, 3 Love, 2 Retirement, 3 Thank You, and 3 Wedding) consists of bundles of 6 cards and 6 envelopes for each design.$285.60Original price was: $285.60.$210.00Current price is: $210.00. -
TOP 36 EVERYDAY
Card CollectionsThis card collection contains the Top 36 Everyday Cards curated for retailers looking to add a small batch of Hug and Kiss cards to their shelves, but can be purchased by regular customers that wish to stock up for those everyday occasions! Customers will get 1 of each design. For Wholesale Customers- The collection (18 Birthday, 2 Anniversary, 2 New Baby, 2 Congratulations, 2 Friendship, 2 Get Well, 1, New Home, 2 Love, 1 Retirement, 2 Thank You, and 2 Wedding) consists of bundles of 6 cards and 6 envelopes for each design.$214.20Original price was: $214.20.$160.00Current price is: $160.00. -
TOP 24 EVERYDAY
Card CollectionsThis card collection contains the Top 24 Everyday Cards curated for retailers looking to add a small batch of Hug and Kiss cards to their shelves, but can be purchased by regular customers that wish to stock up for those everyday occasions! Customers will get 1 of each design. For Wholesale Customers- The collection (10 Birthday, 1 Anniversary, 2 New Baby, 1 Congratulations, 1 Friendship, 2 Get Well, 1, New Home, 1 Love, 1 Retirement, 2 Thank You, and 2 Wedding) consists of bundles of 6 cards and 6 envelopes for each design.$142.80Original price was: $142.80.$107.00Current price is: $107.00. -
TOP 12 EVERYDAY
Card CollectionsThis card collection contains the Top 12 Everyday Cards curated for retailers looking to add a small batch of Hug and Kiss cards to their shelves, but can be purchased by regular customers that wish to stock up for those everyday occasions! Customers will get 1 of each design. For Wholesale Customers- The collection (6 Birthday, 2 New Baby, 2 Thank You, and 2 Wedding) consists of bundles of 6 cards and 6 envelopes.$71.40Original price was: $71.40.$57.00Current price is: $57.00. -
YOU’VE DONE BETTER
New BabyFront: Congrats on the addition to your family. Inside: Must say, this baby is not your best work.$5.95 -
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DO BETTER
New BabyFront: You are going to make excellent parents. Inside: Just do the opposite of whatever your parents did.$5.95 -
SEX CAME FIRST
New BabyFront: Congratulations on the new baby. Inside: But shame on you for engaging in premarital sex.$5.95 -
CRAZY BABY
New BabyInside: Thing 4. They can rip your vagina apart during delivery, but you'll love that little bugger more than anything in the world. (Or they can be forcefully cut from your stomach while you're awake... either way, you'll need stitches, but you won't care cause you love them.)$5.95 -
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IT’S A GIRL
New BabyFront: It's a girl. Inside: Or is it?$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
YOU GOT KNOCKED UP
New BabyFront: I heard you got knocked up. Inside: Congratulations. I guess.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
STROLLER BOY
New BabyFront: Congratulations on your new baby. Inside: Do you know who the daddy is?$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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OH BABY BABY
New BabyFront: I adore babies. Inside: But don't expect babysitting. Or diaper changes.$5.00 -
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TOO CUTE FOR YOU
New BabyFront: What a beautiful baby Back: There must have been a mix-up at the hospital.$5.00 -
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THE ESSENTIALS
Box SetsBox set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: Thank you. INSIDE: You're fucking awesome. FRONT: Let's celebrate. INSIDE: I'll get the hookers. You get the blow. FRONT: It's great that you two found each other. INSIDE: Weirdos gotta stick together. FRONT: Babies are great. INSIDE: Unless you get one of the weird looking ones. FRONT: Happy birthday. INSIDE: Holy fuck, you're old. FRONT: Another year older. INSIDE: And you're still an asshole.$27.00 -
STICKY SOCKS
New BabyFront: So sweet and innocent. Inside: Until all his socks start sticking together.$5.00 -
BABY BITCH SPICE
New BabyFront: Sugar and spice and everything nice. Inside: Until puberty turns her into a bitch.$5.95
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TOP 60 EVERYDAY
Card CollectionsThis card collection contains the Top 60 Everyday Cards curated for retailers looking to add a small batch of Hug and Kiss cards to their shelves, but can be purchased by regular customers that wish to stock up for those everyday occasions! Customers will get 1 of each design. Our cards come with an A-2 size envelope. 4 3/16" x 5 5/8". Since 2007 all of our cards are proudly written, illustrated, designed and printed in Canada! These cards are printed on cardstock and creased, folded, and cut with the utmost care using human-powered equipment. Many of our products contain language that some people (with no sense of humour) may find offensive. In short, we make raunchy, rude, and ridiculously funny handmade greeting cards from our home office in Canada. For Wholesale Customers- The collection (24 Birthday, 2 Anniversary, 4 New Baby, 4 Congratulations, 4 Friendship, 4 Get Well, 2 Graduation, 2 New Home, 4 Love, 2 Retirement, 4 Thank You, and 4 Wedding) consists of bundles of 6 cards and 6 envelopes for each design.$357.00Original price was: $357.00.$255.00Current price is: $255.00. -
TOP 48 EVERYDAY
Card CollectionsThis card collection contains the Top 48 Everyday Cards curated for retailers looking to add a small batch of Hug and Kiss cards to their shelves, but can be purchased by regular customers that wish to stock up for those everyday occasions! Customers will get 1 of each design. For Wholesale Customers- The collection (22 Birthday, 2 Anniversary, 3 New Baby, 2 Congratulations, 2 Friendship, 2 Get Well, 2 Graduation, 2 New Home, 3 Love, 2 Retirement, 3 Thank You, and 3 Wedding) consists of bundles of 6 cards and 6 envelopes for each design.$285.60Original price was: $285.60.$210.00Current price is: $210.00. -
TOP 36 EVERYDAY
Card CollectionsThis card collection contains the Top 36 Everyday Cards curated for retailers looking to add a small batch of Hug and Kiss cards to their shelves, but can be purchased by regular customers that wish to stock up for those everyday occasions! Customers will get 1 of each design. For Wholesale Customers- The collection (18 Birthday, 2 Anniversary, 2 New Baby, 2 Congratulations, 2 Friendship, 2 Get Well, 1, New Home, 2 Love, 1 Retirement, 2 Thank You, and 2 Wedding) consists of bundles of 6 cards and 6 envelopes for each design.$214.20Original price was: $214.20.$160.00Current price is: $160.00. -
TOP 24 EVERYDAY
Card CollectionsThis card collection contains the Top 24 Everyday Cards curated for retailers looking to add a small batch of Hug and Kiss cards to their shelves, but can be purchased by regular customers that wish to stock up for those everyday occasions! Customers will get 1 of each design. For Wholesale Customers- The collection (10 Birthday, 1 Anniversary, 2 New Baby, 1 Congratulations, 1 Friendship, 2 Get Well, 1, New Home, 1 Love, 1 Retirement, 2 Thank You, and 2 Wedding) consists of bundles of 6 cards and 6 envelopes for each design.$142.80Original price was: $142.80.$107.00Current price is: $107.00. -
TOP 12 EVERYDAY
Card CollectionsThis card collection contains the Top 12 Everyday Cards curated for retailers looking to add a small batch of Hug and Kiss cards to their shelves, but can be purchased by regular customers that wish to stock up for those everyday occasions! Customers will get 1 of each design. For Wholesale Customers- The collection (6 Birthday, 2 New Baby, 2 Thank You, and 2 Wedding) consists of bundles of 6 cards and 6 envelopes.$71.40Original price was: $71.40.$57.00Current price is: $57.00. -
YOU’VE DONE BETTER
New BabyFront: Congrats on the addition to your family. Inside: Must say, this baby is not your best work.$5.95 -
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DO BETTER
New BabyFront: You are going to make excellent parents. Inside: Just do the opposite of whatever your parents did.$5.95 -
SEX CAME FIRST
New BabyFront: Congratulations on the new baby. Inside: But shame on you for engaging in premarital sex.$5.95 -
CRAZY BABY
New BabyInside: Thing 4. They can rip your vagina apart during delivery, but you'll love that little bugger more than anything in the world. (Or they can be forcefully cut from your stomach while you're awake... either way, you'll need stitches, but you won't care cause you love them.)$5.95 -
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IT’S A GIRL
New BabyFront: It's a girl. Inside: Or is it?$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
YOU GOT KNOCKED UP
New BabyFront: I heard you got knocked up. Inside: Congratulations. I guess.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
STROLLER BOY
New BabyFront: Congratulations on your new baby. Inside: Do you know who the daddy is?$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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OH BABY BABY
New BabyFront: I adore babies. Inside: But don't expect babysitting. Or diaper changes.$5.00 -
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TOO CUTE FOR YOU
New BabyFront: What a beautiful baby Back: There must have been a mix-up at the hospital.$5.00 -
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THE ESSENTIALS
Box SetsBox set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: Thank you. INSIDE: You're fucking awesome. FRONT: Let's celebrate. INSIDE: I'll get the hookers. You get the blow. FRONT: It's great that you two found each other. INSIDE: Weirdos gotta stick together. FRONT: Babies are great. INSIDE: Unless you get one of the weird looking ones. FRONT: Happy birthday. INSIDE: Holy fuck, you're old. FRONT: Another year older. INSIDE: And you're still an asshole.$27.00 -
STICKY SOCKS
New BabyFront: So sweet and innocent. Inside: Until all his socks start sticking together.$5.00 -
BABY BITCH SPICE
New BabyFront: Sugar and spice and everything nice. Inside: Until puberty turns her into a bitch.$5.95
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