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    This card collection contains the Top 60 Everyday Cards curated for retailers looking to add a small batch of Hug and Kiss cards to their shelves, but can be purchased by regular customers that wish to stock up for those everyday occasions! Customers will get 1 of each design. Our cards come with an A-2 size envelope. 4 3/16" x 5 5/8". Since 2007 all of our cards are proudly written, illustrated, designed and printed in Canada! These cards are printed on cardstock and creased, folded, and cut with the utmost care using human-powered equipment. Many of our products contain language that some people (with no sense of humour) may find offensive. In short, we make raunchy, rude, and ridiculously funny handmade greeting cards from our home office in Canada. For Wholesale Customers- The collection (24 Birthday, 2 Anniversary, 4 New Baby, 4 Congratulations, 4 Friendship, 4 Get Well, 2 Graduation, 2 New Home, 4 Love, 2 Retirement, 4 Thank You, and 4 Wedding) consists of bundles of 6 cards and 6 envelopes for each design.
    Original price was: $357.00.Current price is: $255.00.
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    This card collection contains the Top 48 Everyday Cards curated for retailers looking to add a small batch of Hug and Kiss cards to their shelves, but can be purchased by regular customers that wish to stock up for those everyday occasions! Customers will get 1 of each design. For Wholesale Customers- The collection (22 Birthday, 2 Anniversary, 3 New Baby, 2 Congratulations, 2 Friendship, 2 Get Well, 2 Graduation, 2 New Home, 3 Love, 2 Retirement, 3 Thank You, and 3 Wedding) consists of bundles of 6 cards and 6 envelopes for each design.
    Original price was: $285.60.Current price is: $210.00.
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    TOP 36 EVERYDAY

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    This card collection contains the Top 36 Everyday Cards curated for retailers looking to add a small batch of Hug and Kiss cards to their shelves, but can be purchased by regular customers that wish to stock up for those everyday occasions! Customers will get 1 of each design. For Wholesale Customers- The collection (18 Birthday, 2 Anniversary, 2 New Baby, 2 Congratulations, 2 Friendship, 2 Get Well, 1, New Home, 2 Love, 1 Retirement, 2 Thank You, and 2 Wedding) consists of bundles of 6 cards and 6 envelopes for each design.
    Original price was: $214.20.Current price is: $160.00.
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    TOP 24 EVERYDAY

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    This card collection contains the Top 24 Everyday Cards curated for retailers looking to add a small batch of Hug and Kiss cards to their shelves, but can be purchased by regular customers that wish to stock up for those everyday occasions! Customers will get 1 of each design. For Wholesale Customers- The collection (10 Birthday, 1 Anniversary, 2 New Baby, 1 Congratulations, 1 Friendship, 2 Get Well, 1, New Home, 1 Love, 1 Retirement, 2 Thank You, and 2 Wedding) consists of bundles of 6 cards and 6 envelopes for each design.
    Original price was: $142.80.Current price is: $107.00.
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    TOP 12 EVERYDAY

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    This card collection contains the Top 12 Everyday Cards curated for retailers looking to add a small batch of Hug and Kiss cards to their shelves, but can be purchased by regular customers that wish to stock up for those everyday occasions! Customers will get 1 of each design. For Wholesale Customers- The collection (6 Birthday, 2 New Baby, 2 Thank You, and 2 Wedding) consists of bundles of 6 cards and 6 envelopes.
    Original price was: $71.40.Current price is: $57.00.
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    YOU’VE DONE BETTER

    New Baby
    Front: Congrats on the addition to your family. Inside: Must say, this baby is not your best work.
    $5.95
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    JUST DON’T

    New Baby
    Front: Congratulations on the new baby. Inside: Don't fuck it up.
    $5.95
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    DO BETTER

    New Baby
    Front: You are going to make excellent parents. Inside: Just do the opposite of whatever your parents did.
    $5.95
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    SEX CAME FIRST

    New Baby
    Front: Congratulations on the new baby. Inside: But shame on you for engaging in premarital sex.
    $5.95
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    CRAZY BABY

    New Baby
    Inside: Thing 4. They can rip your vagina apart during delivery, but you'll love that little bugger more than anything in the world. (Or they can be forcefully cut from your stomach while you're awake... either way, you'll need stitches, but you won't care cause you love them.)
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    PEE PEE PANTS

    New Baby
    Front: One word of advice? Inside: Kegels.
    $5.95
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    IT’S A GIRL

    New Baby
    Front: It's a girl. Inside: Or is it?
    Original price was: $5.00.Current price is: $1.95.
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    YOU GOT KNOCKED UP

    New Baby
    Front: I heard you got knocked up. Inside: Congratulations. I guess.
    Original price was: $5.00.Current price is: $1.95.
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    STROLLER BOY

    New Baby
    Front: Congratulations on your new baby. Inside: Do you know who the daddy is?
    Original price was: $5.00.Current price is: $1.95.
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    SMALL SAVAGES

    New Baby
    Front: Congratulations. Inside: Babies ruin everything.
    $5.00
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    OH BABY BABY

    New Baby
    Front: I adore babies. Inside: But don't expect babysitting. Or diaper changes.
    $5.00
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    LEAKY BOOBIES

    New Baby
    Front: Your baby is so cute. Inside: I'm lactating just looking at it.
    $5.00
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    BASTARD CHILD

    New Baby
    Front: Congratulations. Inside: Your child is a bastard.
    $5.00
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    CUTIE PATOOTIE

    New Baby
    Front: Congrats on the new baby. Inside: It's pretty fucking cute.
    $5.95
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    TOO CUTE FOR YOU

    New Baby
    Front: What a beautiful baby Back: There must have been a mix-up at the hospital.
    $5.00
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    BIG BANG BABY

    New Baby
    Front: How exciting. Inside: You aren't shooting blanks.
    $5.00
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    THE ESSENTIALS

    Box Sets
    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: Thank you. INSIDE: You're fucking awesome. FRONT: Let's celebrate. INSIDE: I'll get the hookers. You get the blow. FRONT: It's great that you two found each other. INSIDE: Weirdos gotta stick together. FRONT: Babies are great. INSIDE: Unless you get one of the weird looking ones. FRONT: Happy birthday. INSIDE: Holy fuck, you're old. FRONT: Another year older. INSIDE: And you're still an asshole.  
    $27.00
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    STICKY SOCKS

    New Baby
    Front: So sweet and innocent. Inside: Until all his socks start sticking together.
    $5.00
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    BABY BITCH SPICE

    New Baby
    Front: Sugar and spice and everything nice. Inside: Until puberty turns her into a bitch.
    $5.95

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    TOP 60 EVERYDAY

    Card Collections
    This card collection contains the Top 60 Everyday Cards curated for retailers looking to add a small batch of Hug and Kiss cards to their shelves, but can be purchased by regular customers that wish to stock up for those everyday occasions! Customers will get 1 of each design. Our cards come with an A-2 size envelope. 4 3/16" x 5 5/8". Since 2007 all of our cards are proudly written, illustrated, designed and printed in Canada! These cards are printed on cardstock and creased, folded, and cut with the utmost care using human-powered equipment. Many of our products contain language that some people (with no sense of humour) may find offensive. In short, we make raunchy, rude, and ridiculously funny handmade greeting cards from our home office in Canada. For Wholesale Customers- The collection (24 Birthday, 2 Anniversary, 4 New Baby, 4 Congratulations, 4 Friendship, 4 Get Well, 2 Graduation, 2 New Home, 4 Love, 2 Retirement, 4 Thank You, and 4 Wedding) consists of bundles of 6 cards and 6 envelopes for each design.
    Original price was: $357.00.Current price is: $255.00.
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    TOP 48 EVERYDAY

    Card Collections
    This card collection contains the Top 48 Everyday Cards curated for retailers looking to add a small batch of Hug and Kiss cards to their shelves, but can be purchased by regular customers that wish to stock up for those everyday occasions! Customers will get 1 of each design. For Wholesale Customers- The collection (22 Birthday, 2 Anniversary, 3 New Baby, 2 Congratulations, 2 Friendship, 2 Get Well, 2 Graduation, 2 New Home, 3 Love, 2 Retirement, 3 Thank You, and 3 Wedding) consists of bundles of 6 cards and 6 envelopes for each design.
    Original price was: $285.60.Current price is: $210.00.
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    TOP 36 EVERYDAY

    Card Collections
    This card collection contains the Top 36 Everyday Cards curated for retailers looking to add a small batch of Hug and Kiss cards to their shelves, but can be purchased by regular customers that wish to stock up for those everyday occasions! Customers will get 1 of each design. For Wholesale Customers- The collection (18 Birthday, 2 Anniversary, 2 New Baby, 2 Congratulations, 2 Friendship, 2 Get Well, 1, New Home, 2 Love, 1 Retirement, 2 Thank You, and 2 Wedding) consists of bundles of 6 cards and 6 envelopes for each design.
    Original price was: $214.20.Current price is: $160.00.
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    TOP 24 EVERYDAY

    Card Collections
    This card collection contains the Top 24 Everyday Cards curated for retailers looking to add a small batch of Hug and Kiss cards to their shelves, but can be purchased by regular customers that wish to stock up for those everyday occasions! Customers will get 1 of each design. For Wholesale Customers- The collection (10 Birthday, 1 Anniversary, 2 New Baby, 1 Congratulations, 1 Friendship, 2 Get Well, 1, New Home, 1 Love, 1 Retirement, 2 Thank You, and 2 Wedding) consists of bundles of 6 cards and 6 envelopes for each design.
    Original price was: $142.80.Current price is: $107.00.
  • Sale!
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    TOP 12 EVERYDAY

    Card Collections
    This card collection contains the Top 12 Everyday Cards curated for retailers looking to add a small batch of Hug and Kiss cards to their shelves, but can be purchased by regular customers that wish to stock up for those everyday occasions! Customers will get 1 of each design. For Wholesale Customers- The collection (6 Birthday, 2 New Baby, 2 Thank You, and 2 Wedding) consists of bundles of 6 cards and 6 envelopes.
    Original price was: $71.40.Current price is: $57.00.
  • Quick View

    YOU’VE DONE BETTER

    New Baby
    Front: Congrats on the addition to your family. Inside: Must say, this baby is not your best work.
    $5.95
  • Quick View

    JUST DON’T

    New Baby
    Front: Congratulations on the new baby. Inside: Don't fuck it up.
    $5.95
  • Quick View

    DO BETTER

    New Baby
    Front: You are going to make excellent parents. Inside: Just do the opposite of whatever your parents did.
    $5.95
  • Quick View

    SEX CAME FIRST

    New Baby
    Front: Congratulations on the new baby. Inside: But shame on you for engaging in premarital sex.
    $5.95
  • Quick View

    CRAZY BABY

    New Baby
    Inside: Thing 4. They can rip your vagina apart during delivery, but you'll love that little bugger more than anything in the world. (Or they can be forcefully cut from your stomach while you're awake... either way, you'll need stitches, but you won't care cause you love them.)
    $5.95
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    PEE PEE PANTS

    New Baby
    Front: One word of advice? Inside: Kegels.
    $5.95
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    IT’S A GIRL

    New Baby
    Front: It's a girl. Inside: Or is it?
    Original price was: $5.00.Current price is: $1.95.
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    YOU GOT KNOCKED UP

    New Baby
    Front: I heard you got knocked up. Inside: Congratulations. I guess.
    Original price was: $5.00.Current price is: $1.95.
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    STROLLER BOY

    New Baby
    Front: Congratulations on your new baby. Inside: Do you know who the daddy is?
    Original price was: $5.00.Current price is: $1.95.
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    SMALL SAVAGES

    New Baby
    Front: Congratulations. Inside: Babies ruin everything.
    $5.00
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    OH BABY BABY

    New Baby
    Front: I adore babies. Inside: But don't expect babysitting. Or diaper changes.
    $5.00
  • Quick View

    LEAKY BOOBIES

    New Baby
    Front: Your baby is so cute. Inside: I'm lactating just looking at it.
    $5.00
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    BASTARD CHILD

    New Baby
    Front: Congratulations. Inside: Your child is a bastard.
    $5.00
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    CUTIE PATOOTIE

    New Baby
    Front: Congrats on the new baby. Inside: It's pretty fucking cute.
    $5.95
  • Quick View

    TOO CUTE FOR YOU

    New Baby
    Front: What a beautiful baby Back: There must have been a mix-up at the hospital.
    $5.00
  • Quick View

    BIG BANG BABY

    New Baby
    Front: How exciting. Inside: You aren't shooting blanks.
    $5.00
  • Out Of Stock
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    THE ESSENTIALS

    Box Sets
    Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: Thank you. INSIDE: You're fucking awesome. FRONT: Let's celebrate. INSIDE: I'll get the hookers. You get the blow. FRONT: It's great that you two found each other. INSIDE: Weirdos gotta stick together. FRONT: Babies are great. INSIDE: Unless you get one of the weird looking ones. FRONT: Happy birthday. INSIDE: Holy fuck, you're old. FRONT: Another year older. INSIDE: And you're still an asshole.  
    $27.00
  • Quick View

    STICKY SOCKS

    New Baby
    Front: So sweet and innocent. Inside: Until all his socks start sticking together.
    $5.00
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    BABY BITCH SPICE

    New Baby
    Front: Sugar and spice and everything nice. Inside: Until puberty turns her into a bitch.
    $5.95
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