Pregnant
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PEE PEE PANTS
Front: One word of advice? Inside: Kegels.$5.00 Add to cartFront: One word of advice?
Inside: Kegels. -
BIG BANG BABY
Front: How exciting. Back: You aren't shooting blanks.$5.00 Add to cartFront: How exciting.
Back: You aren’t shooting blanks. -
SOUNDS LIKE A SHOTGUN
Front: I heard you're getting hitched. Back: You get knocked up or something?$5.00 Add to cartFront: I heard you’re getting hitched.
Back: You get knocked up or something? -
BIG OL TITTIES
Front: You have a beautiful pregnant glow. Back: And your tits are huge.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You have a beautiful pregnant glow.
Back: And your tits are huge. -
SAFETY FIRST
Front: I heard you're expecting. Back: I guess you don't believe in safe sex.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I heard you’re expecting.
Back: I guess you don’t believe in safe sex. -
ONLY SLUTS HAVE BABIES
Front: You're having another baby. Back: Slut.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You’re having another baby.
Back: Slut. -
PANTIES
Front: Pregnant? Back: I knew you couldn't keep your panties on.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Pregnant?
Back: I knew you couldn’t keep your panties on. -
BABIES ARE FOR SUCKERS
Front: I'm so excited that you're having a baby. Back: Because I sure as hell don't want one.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I’m so excited that you’re having a baby.
Back: Because I sure as hell don’t want one. -
BABY ELEPHANT SHIT
Front: I love babies. Back: But they poo a lot.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I love babies.
Back: But they poo a lot. -
THIS IS TARA’S BABY CARD
Front: I guess it's time to baby-proof the house. Back: You don't want any of those little buggers getting in.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I guess it’s time to baby-proof the house.
Back: You don’t want any of those little buggers getting in. -
HURTS LIKE A BITCH
Front: Bringing a new life into this world is a beautiful thing. Back: But it hurts like a bitch.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Bringing a new life into this world is a beautiful thing.
Back: But it hurts like a bitch. -
I BET ITS PRETTY GROSS
Front: Word on the street is that you're having a baby. Back: Gross.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Word on the street is that you’re having a baby.
Back: Gross. -
BEAUTY NOT BRAINS
Front: Your baby is going to be the cutest. Back: Not very smart, but definitely cute.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Your baby is going to be the cutest.
Back: Not very smart, but definitely cute.
