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Front: One word of advice?
Front: How exciting.
Back: You aren’t shooting blanks.
Front: I heard you’re getting hitched.
Back: You get knocked up or something?
Front: You have a beautiful pregnant glow.
Back: And your tits are huge.
Front: I heard you’re expecting.
Back: I guess you don’t believe in safe sex.
Front: You’re having another baby.
Back: I knew you couldn’t keep your panties on.
Front: I’m so excited that you’re having a baby.
Back: Because I sure as hell don’t want one.
Front: I love babies.
Back: But they poo a lot.
Front: I guess it’s time to baby-proof the house.
Back: You don’t want any of those little buggers getting in.
Front: Bringing a new life into this world is a beautiful thing.
Back: But it hurts like a bitch.
Front: Word on the street is that you’re having a baby.
Front: Your baby is going to be the cutest.
Back: Not very smart, but definitely cute.