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SOUNDS LIKE A SHOTGUN
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BIG OL TITTIES
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SAFETY FIRST
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BABIES ARE FOR SUCKERS
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THIS IS TARA’S BABY CARD
CardsFront: I guess it's time to baby-proof the house. Inside: You don't want any of those little buggers getting in.$5.00 -
HURTS LIKE A BITCH
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I BET ITS PRETTY GROSS
CardsFront: Word on the street is that you're having a baby. Inside: Gross.$5.00 -
BEAUTY NOT BRAINS
CardsFront: Your baby is going to be the cutest. Inside: Not very smart, but definitely cute.$5.00
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CRAZY BABY
CardsInside: Thing 4. They can rip your vagina apart during delivery, but you'll love that little bugger more than anything in the world. (Or they can be forcefully cut from your stomach while you're awake... either way, you'll need stitches, but you won't care cause you love them.)$5.50 -
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SOUNDS LIKE A SHOTGUN
CardsFront: I heard you're getting hitched. Back: You get knocked up or something?$5.00 -
BIG OL TITTIES
CardsFront: You have a beautiful pregnant glow. Inside: And your tits are huge.$5.00 -
SAFETY FIRST
CardsFront: I heard you're expecting. Inside: I guess you don't believe in safe sex.$5.00 -
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BABIES ARE FOR SUCKERS
CardsFront: I'm so excited that you're having a baby. Inside: Because I sure as hell don't want one.$5.00 -
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THIS IS TARA’S BABY CARD
CardsFront: I guess it's time to baby-proof the house. Inside: You don't want any of those little buggers getting in.$5.00 -
HURTS LIKE A BITCH
CardsFront: Bringing a new life into this world is a beautiful thing. Inside: But it hurts like a bitch.$5.00 -
I BET ITS PRETTY GROSS
CardsFront: Word on the street is that you're having a baby. Inside: Gross.$5.00 -
BEAUTY NOT BRAINS
CardsFront: Your baby is going to be the cutest. Inside: Not very smart, but definitely cute.$5.00
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