Front: Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you.
Inside: Shut the fuck up.
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Front: For your birthday I wanted to get you something really great.
Inside: But then I remembered that you’re a jerk.
Front: Happy Birthday.
Inside: Holy fuck, you’re old.
Front: No birthday gift could express my true feelings for you.
Inside: Except, maybe, a pile of crap.