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MAGNET MYSTERY BAG
Everyday MagnetsContains 8 random magnets from our collection. (no repeats, no fanart)$20.00 -
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GREETING CARD MYSTERY BAG
Box SetsGreeting Card Mystery Bags include a random mix of 10 of our (amazing and hilarious) greeting cards and 10 plain white envelopes for $30 (that's just $3.00/card)! The contents will differ from one bag to a next and none of the bags will have repeats! Though rest assured, we're not jerks (well, we kind of are)... so we won't be filling a bag with 10 Retirement cards (or something equally silly).$30.00 -
DIVORCE
CardsFront: Thank you for including us in your special day. Inside: Will we be invited to your divorce proceedings too?$5.00 -
NO ONE BETTER
ParentingFront: You made me the person I am today. Back: Good job. I'm fucking awesome.$5.95 -
YOU SUCK
Good LuckFront: You'll do great. Just remember one thing. Inside: Don't be yourself.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
GIMME THE HARD STUFF
Get WellFront: Sorry that you're going through this. Inside: If you need stronger drugs, just ask.$5.50 -
THAT FUCKER BE TOUGH
Get WellFront: You'll get through this. Inside: You're a tough motherfucker.$5.50 -
FOXY CHRISTMAS
ChristmasFront: Christmas is all about friends and family. Inside: It's too bad that you don't have either.$5.00 -
NOT AN AGELESS BEAUTY
BirthdayFront: You haven't aged a day since we met. Inside: But you looked old back then.$5.95 -
CARD CARD GIFT CARD
BirthdayFront: Want your birthday gift? Inside: Here's a gift card. Go get it.$5.95 -
NATALIE LIKES OWLS
BirthdayFront: You're a real hoot. Inside: Oops, I mean ho. You're a real ho.$5.95 -
TOO CUTE FOR YOU
New BabyFront: What a beautiful baby Back: There must have been a mix-up at the hospital.$5.00 -
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