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COME CUM
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WEDDING CRASHERS
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QUITTERS NEVER WED
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SHEEPISH WEDDING
SaleFront: Both of you have done a lot of wonderful things in your life. Inside: But getting married isn't one of them.$5.00$1.00 -
LIKE YOU, HATE YOU
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CUPID STINKS
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NO ONE LOVES TURTLES
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THERE’S NO CHANCE
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MAKE ME A SANDWICH
Mother's DayFront: You are an excellent mother and wife. Inside: Though your cooking sucks.$5.00$1.00 -
MY GRAMMA IS THE BEST
Mother's DayFront: Not everyone gives their grandmas a Mother's Day card. Inside: Slip me a twenty and we'll call it even.$5.00$1.00 -
BAD MOMMY
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NEVER REGRET
Mother's DayFront: It's your first Mother's Day. Inside: Regretting it yet?$5.00$1.00 -
LITTLE BRAT
Mother's DayFront: Since it's your first Mother's Day I thought I'd get you a card. Inside: We both know your little brat won't get you anything.$5.00$1.00 -
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I SECRETLY HATE YOU
New JobFront: You really deserved that promotion. Inside: But I deserved it more.$5.00$1.00
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NEVER REGRET
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LITTLE BRAT
Mother's DayFront: Since it's your first Mother's Day I thought I'd get you a card. Inside: We both know your little brat won't get you anything.$5.00$1.00 -
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I SECRETLY HATE YOU
New JobFront: You really deserved that promotion. Inside: But I deserved it more.$5.00$1.00 -
WINSOME HEROES
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BIRDS HAVE HOUSES TOO
New HomeFront: Your new house is great. Inside: But mine is better.$5.00$1.00 -
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PENIS FOR BRAINS
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DUMBASS MORON
GraduationFront: I'm proud of you. Inside: But then again, what kind of moron can't graduate?$5.00$1.00 -
FREE MOUSTACHE RIDES
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I WANT YOU TO LEAVE
GoodbyeFront: A little bird told me that you're leaving. Inside: Good riddance.$5.00$1.00 -
BAD DADDY
Father's DayFront: Congratulations on your first Father's Day. Inside: You're doing a terrible job.$5.00$1.00 -
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NEVER REGRET
Father's DayFront: It's your first Father's Day. Inside: Regretting it yet?$5.00$1.00 -
LITTLE BRAT
Father's DayFront: Since it's your first Father's Day I thought I'd get you a card. Inside: We both know your little brat won't get you anything.$5.00$1.00 -
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PARTY TIME
ChristmasFront: I'm having a big Christmas party. Inside: But you're not invited.$5.00$1.00 -
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FAT ASS
Belated BirthdayFront: Your birthday just slipped my mind. Inside: I guess I was too busy thinking about your fat ass.$5.00$1.00 -
WE’RE NOT FRIENDS
Belated BirthdayFront: A real friend would never forget your birthday. Inside: Which explains why I forgot yours. We're not really friends.$5.00$1.00 -
THE ELEPHANT FORGOT
Belated BirthdayFront: Happy belated birthday. Inside: I'm sorry, but you're easy to forget.$5.00$2.00
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