FUCKING BIRTHDAYS

SKU:
BOX-EVE-003
25.00 CAD

Box set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box.

FRONT: Happy Birthday.
INSIDE: Holy fuck, you're old.

FRONT: It's your birthday.
INSIDE: Whoop-dee-fucking-doo.

FRONT: Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
INSIDE: Shut the fuck up.

FRONT: You only live once.
INSIDE: Too bad you already fucked up.

FRONT: May all your birthday wishes come true.
INSIDE: Except for that one.
You fucking pervert.

FRONT: Have a very happy birthday.
INSIDE: Or don't.
I don't fucking care.