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    Front: Thanks dad. Inside: I'm glad you knocked up mom.
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    BUSY MONTH

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    Front: Everyone here wishes you an incredibly happy birthday. Inside: Well, one of us wants you to get explosive diarrhea.
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    WISH YOU WERE UGLY

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    FEED ME

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    INSIDE NOT OUTSIDE

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