THE EVOLUTION OF OUR OFFICE
January 26, 2026
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CongratulationsFront: Congratulations. Inside: I hate you.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
Quick ViewYOU USUALLY FAIL
CongratulationsFront: Congrats. Inside: I can't believe you actually did it.$5.95 -
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CongratulationsFront: I just want to say congratulations. Inside: You didn't fuck up for once.$5.00 -
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CongratulationsFront: Congratulations. Inside: I bet you think you're hot shit now, don't you?$5.95 -
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CongratulationsFront: Congratulations. Inside: You're making the biggest mistake of your life.$5.00 -
Quick ViewLOST ART FART
ChristmasFront: Sending Christmas cards is almost a lost art. Inside: So you're an asshole if you don't return one.$5.00 -
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ChristmasFront: The holiday season is the best. Inside: Until the credit card statement arrives.$5.00 -
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ChristmasFront: It's the most wonderful time of year. Inside: Though writing in all the cards is a pain in the ass.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewHOLLY JOLLY DRUNK
ChristmasFront: Have a holly, jolly Christmas. Inside: By getting druuuuunk.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewHAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR
ChristmasFront: Have yourself a merry little Christmas. Inside: And a happy fucking New Year.$5.95 -
Quick ViewBANG BANG BANG
ChristmasFront: Let's trim the tree and put up the stockings. Inside: And then bang until the New Year.$5.00 -
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ChristmasFront: You know Dasher and Dancer? Prancer and Vixen? Inside: They're assholes.$5.95 -
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ChristmasFront: Sleigh bells ring, are you listening? Inside: Wait. Nevermind. That's just my phone.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewBEARD POWER
ChristmasFront: I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Inside: I always knew she was a whore.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewREAR END HER
ChristmasFront: Mr. and Mrs. Claus are perfect together. Inside: She lets him do it up the ass.$5.00
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I’M JUST JEALOUS
CongratulationsFront: Congratulations. Inside: I hate you.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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YOU USUALLY FAIL
CongratulationsFront: Congrats. Inside: I can't believe you actually did it.$5.95 -
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THIS CARD IS MEAN
CongratulationsFront: I just want to say congratulations. Inside: You didn't fuck up for once.$5.00 -
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HOT SHIT
CongratulationsFront: Congratulations. Inside: I bet you think you're hot shit now, don't you?$5.95 -
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MISTAKE MAKER
CongratulationsFront: Congratulations. Inside: You're making the biggest mistake of your life.$5.00 -
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LOST ART FART
ChristmasFront: Sending Christmas cards is almost a lost art. Inside: So you're an asshole if you don't return one.$5.00 -
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BAD CREDIT SCORE
ChristmasFront: The holiday season is the best. Inside: Until the credit card statement arrives.$5.00 -
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HOLIDAY CARD
ChristmasFront: It's the most wonderful time of year. Inside: Though writing in all the cards is a pain in the ass.$5.00 -
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HOLLY JOLLY DRUNK
ChristmasFront: Have a holly, jolly Christmas. Inside: By getting druuuuunk.$5.95 -
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HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR
ChristmasFront: Have yourself a merry little Christmas. Inside: And a happy fucking New Year.$5.95 -
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BANG BANG BANG
ChristmasFront: Let's trim the tree and put up the stockings. Inside: And then bang until the New Year.$5.00 -
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WORKING WITH ASSHOLES
ChristmasFront: You know Dasher and Dancer? Prancer and Vixen? Inside: They're assholes.$5.95 -
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SAVED BY THE BELL
ChristmasFront: Sleigh bells ring, are you listening? Inside: Wait. Nevermind. That's just my phone.$5.95 -
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BEARD POWER
ChristmasFront: I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Inside: I always knew she was a whore.$5.95 -
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REAR END HER
ChristmasFront: Mr. and Mrs. Claus are perfect together. Inside: She lets him do it up the ass.$5.00
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