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BirthdayInside: Reason 4. It likely means that I was invited to a celebration of some sort. (That means being around people.)$5.50 -
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ChristmasInside: Tip 3. Send out passive aggressive cards "joking" about how you hate the holidays. (Is it a joke? Or not? Best just keep to yourself.)$5.50 -
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Gift TagsTag 1: Merry fucking Christmas. Tag 2: Santa hates you. Each package contains 10 Gift Tags (5 of each design) each with a piece of cotton twine for attaching the tag to a gift. The back of the tags are white with a space for "To" and "From". Givers need credit for their awesome gifts!$6.95 -
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Box SetsBox set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: We went to see Santa. INSIDE: He smelled like a dead hobo. FRONT: It's Christmas. INSIDE: Too bad Santa hates you. FRONT: Do you believe in Santa? INSIDE: Get your head out your ass. He's not real. FRONT: Every Christmas Santa eats our cookies and drinks our milk. INSIDE: Then he takes a huge dump in our bathroom. FRONT: Hopefully Santa doesn't forget my house. INSIDE: I want to ride that jolly son-of-a-bitch all night. FRONT: I waited up all night to see Santa. INSIDE: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.$27.00 -
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CardsFront: I can't stop thinking about you. Back: And it's making me hate you.$5.00 -
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CardsFront: You're the best mother-in-law ever. Inside: Just kidding. I hate you.$5.00 -
Quick ViewI HATE MYSELF
CardsFront: Thanks mom. You really made me the person I am today. Inside: I hate myself.$5.00 -
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CardsFront: Everyone loves you. Inside: I don't know why.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
Quick ViewFATHER BY MARRIAGE
CardsFront: You're the best father-in-law ever. Back: Just kidding. I hate you.$5.00 -
Quick ViewI HATE MYSELF
CardsFront: Thanks dad. You really made me the person I am today. Back: I hate myself.$5.00 -
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CardsFront: Congratulations. Inside: I hate you.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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BirthdayFront: Time for another birthday. Inside: Goddamn I hate these things.$5.00 -
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CardsFront: I knew we'd be friends the first time we met. Inside: And now I hate your guts.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00.
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FUCKING BIRTHDAY CARDS
BirthdayInside: Reason 4. It likely means that I was invited to a celebration of some sort. (That means being around people.)$5.50 -
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HOLIDAY HOLIDAY
ChristmasInside: Tip 3. Send out passive aggressive cards "joking" about how you hate the holidays. (Is it a joke? Or not? Best just keep to yourself.)$5.50 -
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MERRY SANTA FUCKS
Gift TagsTag 1: Merry fucking Christmas. Tag 2: Santa hates you. Each package contains 10 Gift Tags (5 of each design) each with a piece of cotton twine for attaching the tag to a gift. The back of the tags are white with a space for "To" and "From". Givers need credit for their awesome gifts!$6.95 -
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SANTA SATAN
Box SetsBox set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: We went to see Santa. INSIDE: He smelled like a dead hobo. FRONT: It's Christmas. INSIDE: Too bad Santa hates you. FRONT: Do you believe in Santa? INSIDE: Get your head out your ass. He's not real. FRONT: Every Christmas Santa eats our cookies and drinks our milk. INSIDE: Then he takes a huge dump in our bathroom. FRONT: Hopefully Santa doesn't forget my house. INSIDE: I want to ride that jolly son-of-a-bitch all night. FRONT: I waited up all night to see Santa. INSIDE: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.$27.00 -
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I THINK I HATE YOU
CardsFront: I can't stop thinking about you. Back: And it's making me hate you.$5.00 -
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MOTHER BY MARRIAGE
CardsFront: You're the best mother-in-law ever. Inside: Just kidding. I hate you.$5.00 -
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I HATE MYSELF
CardsFront: Thanks mom. You really made me the person I am today. Inside: I hate myself.$5.00 -
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HIGHLY OVERRATED
CardsFront: Everyone loves you. Inside: I don't know why.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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FATHER BY MARRIAGE
CardsFront: You're the best father-in-law ever. Back: Just kidding. I hate you.$5.00 -
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I HATE MYSELF
CardsFront: Thanks dad. You really made me the person I am today. Back: I hate myself.$5.00 -
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I’M JUST JEALOUS
CardsFront: Congratulations. Inside: I hate you.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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HIPPOS HATE BIRTHDAYS
BirthdayFront: Time for another birthday. Inside: Goddamn I hate these things.$5.00 -
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TOO MUCH LEMONADE
CardsFront: I knew we'd be friends the first time we met. Inside: And now I hate your guts.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00.
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