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FUCKING XMAS
Box SetsBox set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: It's Christmas. INSIDE: But who the fuck cares? FRONT: Every Christmas I send you a card in the mail. INSIDE: And this year is no fucking different. FRONT: Santa asked me what you wanted for Christmas. INSIDE: I told him to fuck off. FRONT: It's Christmas time. INSIDE: Fuck you and fuck your family. FRONT: I love elves. INSIDE: Those little fuckers know how to party. FRONT: Have yourself a merry little Christmas. INSIDE: And a happy fucking New Year.$25.00 -
CHRISTMAS FAVOURITES
Box SetsBox set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: I heard you're on Santa's naughty list. INSIDE: Slut. FRONT: I saw Santa last night. INSIDE: He was banging your mom. FRONT: There's only one thing I want for Christmas. INSIDE: You. Naked. FRONT: I love elves. INSIDE: Those little fuckers know how to party. FRONT: It's true what they say about Christmas. INSIDE: It's fucking awesome. FRONT: It's that time of year again. INSIDE: Fuck.$25.00 -
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LOPES TIMES TWO
CardsFront: Congratulations on your big day. Inside: It's about fucking time.$5.50 -
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FUCKING FIRE PANTS
CardsFront: You say you don't care about Valentine's Day? Inside: But I know that's a fucking lie.$5.00 -
NO ONE ELSE WILL
CardsFront: This Valentine's Day there's one thing we should do. Inside: Fuck.$5.00 -
FUCK THAT MUSHY SHIT
CardsFront: I've been thinking about you. Back: And I figured I'd fucking tell you, okay?$5.00 -
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FROM US FUCKERS
CardsFront: People just don't send thank you cards like they used to. Back: Fucking jerks.$5.00 -
SHITTY ATTITUDE
CardsFront: I'm happy to hear that you're retiring. Back: Now I don't have to put up with your shitty attitude.$5.00 -
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ASSHOLE KIDS
CardsFront: Having a family with you is a blessing. Back: But our kids are assholes.$5.00 -
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HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR
CardsFront: Have yourself a Happy Hanukkah. Inside: And a happy fucking New Year.$5.00 -
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RIDICULOUS OUTFITS
CardsFront: Put on your cap and gown. Back: And let's get this shit over with.$5.00 -
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FUCKING XMAS
Box SetsBox set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: It's Christmas. INSIDE: But who the fuck cares? FRONT: Every Christmas I send you a card in the mail. INSIDE: And this year is no fucking different. FRONT: Santa asked me what you wanted for Christmas. INSIDE: I told him to fuck off. FRONT: It's Christmas time. INSIDE: Fuck you and fuck your family. FRONT: I love elves. INSIDE: Those little fuckers know how to party. FRONT: Have yourself a merry little Christmas. INSIDE: And a happy fucking New Year.$25.00 -
CHRISTMAS FAVOURITES
Box SetsBox set contains 6 cards + 6 envelopes in a plastic box. FRONT: I heard you're on Santa's naughty list. INSIDE: Slut. FRONT: I saw Santa last night. INSIDE: He was banging your mom. FRONT: There's only one thing I want for Christmas. INSIDE: You. Naked. FRONT: I love elves. INSIDE: Those little fuckers know how to party. FRONT: It's true what they say about Christmas. INSIDE: It's fucking awesome. FRONT: It's that time of year again. INSIDE: Fuck.$25.00 -
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LOPES TIMES TWO
CardsFront: Congratulations on your big day. Inside: It's about fucking time.$5.50 -
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FUCKING FIRE PANTS
CardsFront: You say you don't care about Valentine's Day? Inside: But I know that's a fucking lie.$5.00 -
NO ONE ELSE WILL
CardsFront: This Valentine's Day there's one thing we should do. Inside: Fuck.$5.00 -
FUCK THAT MUSHY SHIT
CardsFront: I've been thinking about you. Back: And I figured I'd fucking tell you, okay?$5.00 -
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FROM US FUCKERS
CardsFront: People just don't send thank you cards like they used to. Back: Fucking jerks.$5.00 -
SHITTY ATTITUDE
CardsFront: I'm happy to hear that you're retiring. Back: Now I don't have to put up with your shitty attitude.$5.00 -
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ASSHOLE KIDS
CardsFront: Having a family with you is a blessing. Back: But our kids are assholes.$5.00 -
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HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR
CardsFront: Have yourself a Happy Hanukkah. Inside: And a happy fucking New Year.$5.00 -
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RIDICULOUS OUTFITS
CardsFront: Put on your cap and gown. Back: And let's get this shit over with.$5.00 -
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