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May 13, 2026
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CardsFront: I've been thinking about you. Back: And I figured I'd fucking tell you, okay?$5.00 -
Quick ViewI’M A PERVERT
CardsFront: Just thought you should know that I'm thinking about you. Back: And you're naked.$5.00 -
Quick ViewNO NO FEELING
Thank youFront: You deserve a huge thank-you hug. Inside: The creepy kind that lingers.$5.95 -
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Thank youFront: I don't know how to thank you. Inside: Can I use my genitals?$5.00 -
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Thank youFront: People just don't send thank you cards like they used to. Inside: Fucking jerks.$5.95 -
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SorryFront: I'm so sorry. It will never happen again. Back: Okay, that's a lie. It probably will.$5.00 -
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SorryFront: I must say, I'm really sorry. Back: It must piss you off that I'm always right.$5.00 -
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RetirementFront: Congrats on your retirement. Inside: Work is for suckers anyway.$5.95 -
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RetirementFront: Wow, so you're retiring. Inside: I didn't even know you had a job.$5.00 -
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SaleFront: You've finally retired. Inside: I guess that leaves more time for whoring around.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
Quick ViewAIN’T GOOD ENOUGH
ParentingFront: You did your best raising me. Back: Clearly your best was not good enough.$5.00 -
Quick ViewSCREW UP UP SCREW
ParentingFront: Thanks for being a great parent. Back: And not screwing me up too badly.$5.00 -
Quick ViewGOOD NOT GREAT
ParentingFront: You've been such a good parent. Back: Not the best. Not great. Just good.$5.00 -
Quick ViewASSHOLE KIDS
ParentingFront: Having a family with you is a blessing. Back: But our kids are assholes.$5.00 -
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Mother's DayFront: Happy Mother's Day. Inside: Admit it. I'm your favourite.$5.95 -
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Mother's DayFront: Let's make this the best Mother's Day ever. Inside: Because next year I'm putting you in a home.$5.95 -
Quick ViewROBOTS DON’T HAVE EARS
CardsFront: Mom, you taught me life's most important lesson. Inside: Too bad I wasn't listening.$5.00 -
Quick ViewI WAS A MISTAKE
CardsFront: Thank you mom. Inside: I know I was a mistake, but thanks anyway.$5.00 -
Quick ViewI’M SUPER AWESOME
CardsFront: You did a great job raising me, mom. Inside: But I wouldn't be so proud of the others.$5.00 -
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CardsFront: We miss you. Back: But that doesn't mean you should come back.$5.00
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FUCK THAT MUSHY SHIT
CardsFront: I've been thinking about you. Back: And I figured I'd fucking tell you, okay?$5.00 -
Quick View
I’M A PERVERT
CardsFront: Just thought you should know that I'm thinking about you. Back: And you're naked.$5.00 -
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NO NO FEELING
Thank youFront: You deserve a huge thank-you hug. Inside: The creepy kind that lingers.$5.95 -
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GENEROUS GENITALS
Thank youFront: I don't know how to thank you. Inside: Can I use my genitals?$5.00 -
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FROM US FUCKERS
Thank youFront: People just don't send thank you cards like they used to. Inside: Fucking jerks.$5.95 -
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LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE
SorryFront: I'm so sorry. It will never happen again. Back: Okay, that's a lie. It probably will.$5.00 -
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RIGHT ALL THE TIME
SorryFront: I must say, I'm really sorry. Back: It must piss you off that I'm always right.$5.00 -
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SUCKERS MOTHERFUCKERS
RetirementFront: Congrats on your retirement. Inside: Work is for suckers anyway.$5.95 -
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JOBLESS LOSER
RetirementFront: Wow, so you're retiring. Inside: I didn't even know you had a job.$5.00 -
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SETTLE DOWN MAN
SaleFront: You've finally retired. Inside: I guess that leaves more time for whoring around.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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AIN’T GOOD ENOUGH
ParentingFront: You did your best raising me. Back: Clearly your best was not good enough.$5.00 -
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SCREW UP UP SCREW
ParentingFront: Thanks for being a great parent. Back: And not screwing me up too badly.$5.00 -
Quick View
GOOD NOT GREAT
ParentingFront: You've been such a good parent. Back: Not the best. Not great. Just good.$5.00 -
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ASSHOLE KIDS
ParentingFront: Having a family with you is a blessing. Back: But our kids are assholes.$5.00 -
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PLAYING FAVOURITES
Mother's DayFront: Happy Mother's Day. Inside: Admit it. I'm your favourite.$5.95 -
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OLD AGE HOME
Mother's DayFront: Let's make this the best Mother's Day ever. Inside: Because next year I'm putting you in a home.$5.95 -
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ROBOTS DON’T HAVE EARS
CardsFront: Mom, you taught me life's most important lesson. Inside: Too bad I wasn't listening.$5.00 -
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I WAS A MISTAKE
CardsFront: Thank you mom. Inside: I know I was a mistake, but thanks anyway.$5.00 -
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I’M SUPER AWESOME
CardsFront: You did a great job raising me, mom. Inside: But I wouldn't be so proud of the others.$5.00 -
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STAY THE FUCK AWAY
CardsFront: We miss you. Back: But that doesn't mean you should come back.$5.00
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