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January 26, 2026
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BirthdayFront: Everyone here wishes you an incredibly happy birthday. Inside: Well, one of us wants you to get explosive diarrhea.$5.95 -
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Father's DayFront: Dads, stepdads, grandpas, and fathers-in-law... Inside: Are they all complete assholes or just you?$5.95 -
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Father's DayFront: Dad, you did a great job raising me. Inside: But I'm an adult now, so you can back the fuck off.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewTIL DEATH
WeddingFront: Til death do you part. Inside: Or vaginal dryness and limp dick. Whichever comes first.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewINSIDE NOT OUTSIDE
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Quick ViewLOVE LIKE YOURS
WeddingFront: You two getting married proves one thing. Inside: There are fewer choices as you age.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewNEVER TOO OLD FOR LOVE
WeddingFront: Happy wedding day. Inside: I can't believe people your age get married.$5.95
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TIGHTWAD OF CASH
BirthdayFront: I love it when you open a birthday card and money falls out. Inside: Too bad for you, I’m a tightwad.$5.95 -
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MY OWN CURFEW
BirthdayFront: We should party for your birthday. Inside: As long as it’s not too loud and we’re done by 9pm.$5.95 -
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FUCKTARDS PARTY HARD
BirthdayFront: Celebrating your birthday with the family? Inside: Those fucktards better know how to party.$5.95 -
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THIS IS ALL YOU GET
BirthdayFront: In honour of your birthday, here is a birthday card. Inside: Presents are overrated.$5.95 -
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POO POO PANTS
BirthdayFront: Everyone here wishes you an incredibly happy birthday. Inside: Well, one of us wants you to get explosive diarrhea.$5.95 -
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USE THAT SPF
BirthdayFront: You've made another trip around the sun. Inside: And it shows... you should moisturize.$5.95 -
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DOUBLE FISTED
BirthdayFront: Sending you warm birthday hugs. Inside: And a double-handed ass grab.$5.95 -
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CRAZY ASSHOLES
Father's DayFront: Dads, stepdads, grandpas, and fathers-in-law... Inside: Are they all complete assholes or just you?$5.95 -
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QUIT YOUR DAY JOB
Father's DayFront: Being a stay-at-home dad is the hardest job in the world. Inside: Are you ready to quit yet?$5.95 -
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FEED ME
Father's DayFront: You've always taken great care of me dad. Inside: I'm hungry, can you get me a snack?$5.95 -
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TIME TO FUCK OFF
Father's DayFront: Dad, you did a great job raising me. Inside: But I'm an adult now, so you can back the fuck off.$5.95 -
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TIL DEATH
WeddingFront: Til death do you part. Inside: Or vaginal dryness and limp dick. Whichever comes first.$5.95 -
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INSIDE NOT OUTSIDE
WeddingFront: You make a beautiful couple. Inside: Beautiful on the inside.$5.95 -
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LOVE LIKE YOURS
WeddingFront: You two getting married proves one thing. Inside: There are fewer choices as you age.$5.95 -
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NEVER TOO OLD FOR LOVE
WeddingFront: Happy wedding day. Inside: I can't believe people your age get married.$5.95 -
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Mother's DayFront: Moms, step moms, grandmas, mother-in-laws. Inside: Are they all crazy bitches or just you?$5.95 -
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Mother's DayFront: A stay-at-home-mom is the hardest job in the world. Inside: Are you ready to quit yet?$5.95 -
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Mother's DayFront: You’ve always taken great care of me mom. Inside: I’m hungry, can you get me a snack?$5.95
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