Coasters Are Coming


Interested in coasters? We're getting some made REAL soon, so we have a bunch of our designs available for pre-orders!  Until October 15th you can choose from over 60 different designs and we'll ship around the end of October!!!  There are our usual sassy, sarcastic, vulgar "Go Fuck Yourself" type designs, plus our Fan Art Coasters with some of the top characters from our favourite TV Shows!  Like "The Walking Dead"!!!!  My god, we love that show!  Anyway, if your living room is in need of a Daryl or Tara or Morgan coaster (or any of the other main characters)... order now!  Or perhaps you'd prefer a Heisenberg (Breaking Bad) or a Matt Murdoch (Daredevil) or a Jon Snow (Game of Thrones)?!?  Check them out!

When they go into production after the October 15th deadline we'll only be choosing a few of our designs and making limited quantities, so if you're at all interested, we strongly suggest ordering before the 15th so you guarantee to get the design and quantity you desire.

All the coasters are 3.75" x 3.75" x 0.125" (that's thin) and feature one of our designs printed on plastic resin with a cork backing.  They're also extremely durable and flexible and they look really friggin cute!


PS- they'll make great gifts for friends!  Think ahead to Christmas people... it's really not all that far way!

Coming Soon


Another small Canadian company approached us recently saying they wanted to put our designs onto coasters and when we saw the samples we were THRILLED!!! Honestly, they bypassed our expectations (which are extremely high).  We like to make everything ourselves, so to have someone else producing product for us is a little scary, but these guys know their shit! The coasters are printed on a plastic resin with a cork backing and they look so gosh darn cute around the office (not to mention they're actually functional as coasters!)  Anyway, we're currently in the process of figuring out which designs we want to make into coasters (which is difficult when we have so many different designs!) and we plan on having them available in time for Christmas! Hooray! Actually, we might even be putting up a sizeable selection of images that we'll turn into coasters and we'll give you wonderful customers the opportunity to pre-order at a special price before they make their official debut.  So stay tuned for that.... it'll probably happen.

Fight Procrastination Day


Today is Fight Procrastination Day, so I'm drinking a lot of coffee so I have the energy to catch up on all the work I've been putting off.

Ugh.  I'm already dreading it... the work, not the coffee.  Actually, what am I talking about?!?... the only part about this job I'm not so fond of is the paperwork (BOO to bookkeeping) the rest of it is enjoyable!  Bring on the creasing and cutting and folding and shrink wrapping!!! And the venti soya mocha!!!



Okay, so first off it looks like Canada Post and the Union of Canadian Postal Workers have worked out a deal! YAHOO!!!  Honestly, the whole strike thing was stresssssing me out!  Anyway, I'm stoked that we won't have to worry about shipping out online orders.... including all those calendar pre-orders that people have placed!  I think this year we've had more calendar pre-orders than all previous years combined!!!  That's awesome!

Our calendars have been printed and are being delivered to our very capable hands this afternoon!  That means that we'll be right on schedule for our early October ship date!  If you'd still like to pre-order your copy of our 2017 wall calendar, you can get 25% off by ordering now!  This deal won't last much longer, so do it.  Do it now.

Canada Post Disruption - Again?!

Ugh.  It looks like Canada Post and the Canadian Union of Postal Workers are at it again! 

What does this mean?  Well, there may or may not be a strike!  If a full-on strike occurs, we will not be able to ship our online orders and all orders will be fully-refunded (there's just no economical alternative when it comes to shipping greeting cards!).  However, if there's a rotating strike and mail continues to move, we will certainly continue processing our orders and keep our fingers crossed that they won't take a thousand years to get from our office to you!

Anyway, stay tuned.

Weird Holidays


Incase you don't already know, today is "Bad Poetry Day" and so we give you an original bad poem written last year for our 2016 calendar... (see image).  I'm an amazing bad poet, right?

Our calendars are full of dates for awesome "weird" holidays like "Bad Poetry Day" and if you want to know when they are, you should pick yourself up a copy of our 2017 calendars!  They're currently in production and available for a special pre-order price of $15/each.  If you want one you should act fast.... the price will resume to it's normal $20/each real soon and we sell out every year!

Interested in getting one? Or two? Or several? Buy here.



Last year our 2016 calendars sold out fast.  The first round sold out in October or something, so we were forced to make more to get us through the holidays!  Even then, that second batch sold out before Christmas!  We had several customers begging us to make more, but they're a lot of work... like a lot... so we didn't do a third batch.  Now here we are in the final stages of designing our 2017 calendar and we're planning ahead on how many we should make!  As we have in previous years, we're offering special pricing on all pre-orders!  Not only do you save 25%, but you guarantee yourself a copy before they sell out!

Place your order today and the first batch is aiming to ship October 1st (or sooner).

WHOLESALERS - If you haven't already, check your inbox! We have an important message for you in regards to Christmas orders (which we'd love to get from you SOON!)



Sure, it may be nearly 30 degrees outside my office, but I'm indoors thinking ahead to Christmas! Crazy retail world.  But, like most of you I'm doing my best to enjoy the summer! I went camping for the first time in over 20 years (yeah, I'm old enough to say shit like that) and I think there's inspiration for a comic strip somewhere in that trip...

Anyway, I hope that you're enjoying your summer vacations/ trips to the lake/family bbqs/ and what-not.

But since you're here reading this, why don't you take a minute to order some magnets and greeting cards and shit.  They're pretty fucking awesome and the post office is near a Starbucks, so when I send your order I can grab myself a frappuccino and make it a business expense.


Canada Post


We're so happy that Canada Post and the union are taking some time to talk their shit through!  Celebrate with us by buying our cards  (and other products) and we'll have them in the mail lickity split.  We'll even give you 20% off if you use the coupon code "canadapost".

This offer expires on July 25th (or sooner if a lockout or strike occurs).

* When ready to checkout you may still see our warning about the Canada Post lockout.  Don't worry about that - we're waiting for our webguy to take that down for us!*