
Cards
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PLAYING FAVOURITES
Father's DayFront: Happy Father's Day. Back: Admit it. I'm your favourite.$5.00 -
MAKE ME A SANDWICH
Father's DayFront: You are an excellent father and husband. Back: Though your cooking sucks.$5.00 -
MEN MAKE SPERM
Father's DayFront: For my husband on Father's Day. Back: You have great sperm.$5.95 -
BACK OFF PRICK
Father's DayFront: You're the best dad ever. Back: Even if you won't get off my back.$5.00 -
YOU’RE NOT MY DAD
Father's DayFront: Father-in-laws deserve cards too. Back: Though I don't know why. You didn't raise me.$5.00 -
FATHER BY MARRIAGE
Father's DayFront: You're the best father-in-law ever. Back: Just kidding. I hate you.$5.00 -
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OLD AGE HOME
Father's DayFront: Let's make this the best Father's Day ever. Back: Because next year I'm putting you in a home.$5.00 -
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EVERYBODY FARTS
Father's DayFront: Dad, you taught me life's most important lesson. Back: When I fart I blame it on someone else.$5.95 -
I HATE MYSELF
Father's DayFront: Thanks dad. You really made me the person I am today. Back: I hate myself.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
I WAS A MISTAKE
Father's DayFront: Thank you dad. Inside: I know I was a mistake, but thanks anyway.$5.00 -
I’M SUPER AWESOME
Father's DayFront: You did a great job raising me, dad. Back: But I wouldn't be so proud of the others.$5.00 -
FIXING MY LIFE
Father's DayFront: It's Father's Day and I have so much to thank you for. Back: Like ruining my life.$5.00 -
ARROGANT APE
Father's DayFront: You've taught me so much dad. Inside: Like how to be an asshole.$5.00 -
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COCKY MOFO
CongratulationsFront: You must be so proud of yourself. Inside: You cocky motherfucker.$5.95 -
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LOWERED EXPECTATIONS
CongratulationsFront: You did a great job. Inside: But expectations were low.$5.00 -
ATTENTION SEEKING DOG
CongratulationsFront: Congratulations. You did it. Inside: Big fucking deal.$5.00 -
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YOU NORMALLY SUCK
CongratulationsFront: Congratulations. Inside: You've finally impressed me.$5.00 -
JUST SAY NO
CongratulationsFront: Let's go celebrate. Inside: I'll get the hookers. You get the blow.$5.95
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PLAYING FAVOURITES
Father's DayFront: Happy Father's Day. Back: Admit it. I'm your favourite.$5.00 -
MAKE ME A SANDWICH
Father's DayFront: You are an excellent father and husband. Back: Though your cooking sucks.$5.00 -
MEN MAKE SPERM
Father's DayFront: For my husband on Father's Day. Back: You have great sperm.$5.95 -
BACK OFF PRICK
Father's DayFront: You're the best dad ever. Back: Even if you won't get off my back.$5.00 -
YOU’RE NOT MY DAD
Father's DayFront: Father-in-laws deserve cards too. Back: Though I don't know why. You didn't raise me.$5.00 -
FATHER BY MARRIAGE
Father's DayFront: You're the best father-in-law ever. Back: Just kidding. I hate you.$5.00 -
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OLD AGE HOME
Father's DayFront: Let's make this the best Father's Day ever. Back: Because next year I'm putting you in a home.$5.00 -
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EVERYBODY FARTS
Father's DayFront: Dad, you taught me life's most important lesson. Back: When I fart I blame it on someone else.$5.95 -
I HATE MYSELF
Father's DayFront: Thanks dad. You really made me the person I am today. Back: I hate myself.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
I WAS A MISTAKE
Father's DayFront: Thank you dad. Inside: I know I was a mistake, but thanks anyway.$5.00 -
I’M SUPER AWESOME
Father's DayFront: You did a great job raising me, dad. Back: But I wouldn't be so proud of the others.$5.00 -
FIXING MY LIFE
Father's DayFront: It's Father's Day and I have so much to thank you for. Back: Like ruining my life.$5.00 -
ARROGANT APE
Father's DayFront: You've taught me so much dad. Inside: Like how to be an asshole.$5.00 -
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COCKY MOFO
CongratulationsFront: You must be so proud of yourself. Inside: You cocky motherfucker.$5.95 -
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LOWERED EXPECTATIONS
CongratulationsFront: You did a great job. Inside: But expectations were low.$5.00 -
ATTENTION SEEKING DOG
CongratulationsFront: Congratulations. You did it. Inside: Big fucking deal.$5.00 -
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YOU NORMALLY SUCK
CongratulationsFront: Congratulations. Inside: You've finally impressed me.$5.00 -
JUST SAY NO
CongratulationsFront: Let's go celebrate. Inside: I'll get the hookers. You get the blow.$5.95
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