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BirthdayFront: Happy birthday to my dearest love. Inside: Instead of a gift can I just go down on you?$5.50 -
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CardsFront: Have you ever wondered where Santa gets his money? Inside: It's from sex trafficking.$5.00 -
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New BabyFront: Congratulations on your new baby. Inside: Do you know who the daddy is?Original price was: $5.00.$2.00Current price is: $2.00. -
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New BabyFront: Congratulations on your new baby. Inside: Do you know who the daddy is?Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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CardsFront: I saw a couple of Santa's reindeer recently. Inside: I slaughtered them. Their meat is delicious.$5.00 -
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SaleFront: You two are tying the knot? Inside: Talk about dumb and dumber.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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BIRTHDAY BEAR DICK
BirthdayFront: Cheers to another year. Inside: Of dicking around until you die.$5.50 -
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“I FEEL DEAD INSIDE” Notepad
NotepadsNeed a notepad to jot down all those things you gotta do? (There's always SO much stuff to do!) This 10cm x 14cm notepad (that's 4" x 5.5") has 50 lined-pages, waiting for your lists.$6.50 -
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BEST GIFT OF ALL
BirthdayFront: Happy birthday to my dearest love. Inside: Instead of a gift can I just go down on you?$5.50 -
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CardsFront: We’re ready for this asshole virus to fuck off. Inside: BlankOriginal price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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NO CASH VALUE
BirthdayFront: Everyone loves getting money in a card. Inside: But I don't want to put a dollar value on our relationship.$5.50 -
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TRAFFIC STOP
CardsFront: Have you ever wondered where Santa gets his money? Inside: It's from sex trafficking.$5.00 -
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MAIL ORDER BRIDE
WeddingFront: Congrats on finding the perfect bride. Inside: Did you buy her off the internet?$5.00 -
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STROLLER GIRL
New BabyFront: Congratulations on your new baby. Inside: Do you know who the daddy is?Original price was: $5.00.$2.00Current price is: $2.00. -
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STROLLER BOY
New BabyFront: Congratulations on your new baby. Inside: Do you know who the daddy is?Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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REINDEER MEAT
CardsFront: I saw a couple of Santa's reindeer recently. Inside: I slaughtered them. Their meat is delicious.$5.00 -
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DUMB MARRIED TYPE
SaleFront: You two are tying the knot? Inside: Talk about dumb and dumber.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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MR AND MRS SEXLESS
CardsFront: Things change when you get married. Inside: Like, you have to stop sleeping around.$5.00 -
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