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    WHORES R US

    Birthday
    Front: We found you an amazing birthday gift. Inside: But somehow a two-dollar whole didn't seem appropriate.
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    WE’RE ALL CHEAPSKATES

    Birthday
    Front: We decided to all chip in for your birthday. Inside: This card is pretty great, huh?
    $5.50
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    SKUNKS LIKE IT DIRTY

    Birthday
    Front: This year your birthday is extra special. Inside: So go get laid.
    $5.00
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    SUGAR TITS

    Birthday
    Front: For your birthday how about a nice dinner and some dancing? Inside: You're paying.
    $5.00
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    FUCK FRIENDS

    Birthday
    Front: I always remember to give you a card for your birthday. Inside: You don't have many friends, so it's the least I can do.
    $5.50
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    BEER BOOBS BABES

    Birthday
    Front: Kids have the best birthday parties. Inside: But they never remember the beer.
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    SOMETHING BETTER

    Birthday
    Front: Let's celebrate your special day. Inside: Actually, nevermind. I have something better to do.
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    OLD TIMERS

    Birthday
    Front: I can't believe it's already your birthday. Inside: You're getting really old really fast.
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    SMALL PENIS

    Birthday
    Front: You always throw the best birthday parties. Inside: Is it to make up for your small penis?
    $5.00
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    DIE BITCH DIE

    Birthday
    Front: Happy Birthday. Inside: I hope you choke on your cake and die.
    $1.00
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    VALUE MEAL

    Birthday
    Front: Here's a birthday card. Inside: Don't expect a gift. This is it.
    $5.00
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    WISH BITCH

    Birthday
    Front: Remember to make a wish before you blow out your candles. Inside: Maybe ask for a new face. Yours is looking a little rough.
    $5.00
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    BIRTHDAYS ARE OVERRATED

    Birthday
    Front: It's your birthday, huh? Inside: Well you can suck my ass. I don't give a damn.
    $5.00
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    HIPPOS HATE BIRTHDAYS

    Birthday
    Front: Time for another birthday. Inside: Goddamn I hate these things.
    $5.00
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    SHUT UP SHITHEAD

    Birthday
    Front: Happy Birthday. Inside: Shithead.
    $5.00
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    OLD MAN MOUSTACHE

    Birthday
    Front: It's your birthday. Inside: Damn. You're a lot older than I thought.
    $5.00
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    BIG HEAD BIGGER EGO

    Birthday
    Front: This birthday is a big one. Inside: So don't go dying on us.
    $5.00
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    SHIT SISTER

    Birthday
    Front: I heard it's your birthday. Inside: I also heard I don't give a shit.
    $5.00
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    COCKSUCKING BIRTHDAY

    Birthday
    Front: Make a wish and blow out your candles. Inside: Then blow yourself. Cocksucker.
    $5.00
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    ZEBRA IS A COOL WORD

    Birthday
    Front: Congratulations on another birthday. Inside: At your age most people are dead.
    $5.00
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    LIKE A FAT KID LIKES CAKE

    Birthday
    Front: I baked you a cake for your birthday. Inside: Then I ate it.
    $5.00
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    I HATE BIRTHDAYS

    Birthday
    Front: Have a happy birthday. Inside: Or rot in hell you old bastard.
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    BIRTHDAYS ARE STUPID

    Birthday
    Front: I'm glad we're friends. Inside: Except for when it's your birthday and I'm expected to buy you something.
    $5.00
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    DRUNKEN LOSERS

    Birthday
    Front: Hooray for your birthday. Inside: Let's go out and drink responsibly.
    $5.00
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