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May 13, 2026
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FriendshipFront: You are so fun to be around. Inside: Most of the time anyway.$5.00 -
Quick ViewMOM I’D LIKE TO FUCK
FriendshipFront: I don't know what I'd do without you. Inside: I'd probably start fucking your mom.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewFREAK SHOW
FriendshipFront: I've never met anyone quite like you. Inside: And I hope I never have to again. Freak.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewSUBLIME STONER
FriendshipFront: We should hang out more often. Inside: So put down the bong and let's get together.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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FriendshipFront: Remember that game spin the bottle? Inside: If my spin pointed to you I'd barf.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewPRETTY PENNIE
FriendshipFront: You're smile makes me smile. Inside: Cuz you look like a fucking goof.$5.00 -
Quick ViewBLACK DROP
CardsFront: I couldn't ask for a friend better than you. Inside: Believe me. I've tried.$5.00 -
Quick ViewDRU’S IDENTITY
CardsFront: You've given me a lot of great advice over the years. Inside: Now here's a piece for you, stop telling me what to do.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewEIKCAM BUTTPUNCH
CardsFront: I know we'll be friends forever. Inside: Though I should tell you now, I don't like you that much.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
Quick ViewBILLY WOULD
CardsFront: Being around you is always a pleasure. Inside: But I'm glad I don't see you very often.$5.00 -
Quick ViewVIVA PUFF BPA
CardsFront: You're always the life of the party. Inside: But I think you're an alcholic.$5.50 -
Quick ViewLOSER ALERT
Father's DayFront: You deserve a wonderful Father's Day. Back: But you raised a loser, so all you get is this card.$5.00 -
Quick ViewASS PAIN
Father's DayFront: Father's Day is different now that I'm a parent. Back: Now I understand what a pain in the ass kids are.$5.00 -
Quick ViewPLAYING FAVOURITES
Father's DayFront: Happy Father's Day. Back: Admit it. I'm your favourite.$5.00 -
Quick ViewMAKE ME A SANDWICH
Father's DayFront: You are an excellent father and husband. Back: Though your cooking sucks.$5.00 -
Quick ViewMEN MAKE SPERM
Father's DayFront: For my husband on Father's Day. Back: You have great sperm.$5.95 -
Quick ViewBACK OFF PRICK
Father's DayFront: You're the best dad ever. Back: Even if you won't get off my back.$5.00 -
Quick ViewYOU’RE NOT MY DAD
Father's DayFront: Father-in-laws deserve cards too. Back: Though I don't know why. You didn't raise me.$5.00 -
Quick ViewFATHER BY MARRIAGE
Father's DayFront: You're the best father-in-law ever. Back: Just kidding. I hate you.$5.00
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Quick ViewDON’T EAT YELLOW SNOW
ChristmasFront: You remind me of a snowman. Inside: Cold and heartless.$5.95 -
Quick ViewMONEY FOR NOTHING
ChristmasFront: Happy holidays. Inside: Well, they'd be happy if you gave me some money.$5.00 -
Quick ViewYOUR STOCKING STINKS
ChristmasFront: I know what Santa is putting in your stocking. Inside: A lump of shit.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewCUM ONE CUM ALL
Break UpFront: It was good while it lasted. Inside: But you always came too early.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewTOLD YA SO
Break UpFront: I'm sorry to hear about the divorce. Inside: But I gotta say, I told you so.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewFISH STICKS FISH DICKS
Break UpFront: There are plenty of fish in the sea. Inside: But do you really think you can do better?Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
Quick ViewKIDS AREN’T ALRIGHT
Break UpFront: So sorry about the divorce. Inside: It was because of the kids, right?$5.00 -
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Quick ViewDUMP THAT BITCH
Break UpFront: You two broke up? Inside: Good. She's a bitch.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewDUMP THAT DOUCHE
Break UpFront: You two broke up? Inside: Good. He's a douche.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
Quick ViewSEXUALLY OVERACTIVE
Bon VoyageFront: Have an amazing time. Inside: Just don't bring home any STD's.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewPANTS FEELING HEAVY
Bon VoyageFront: I love travelling. Inside: Though I always seem to get diarrhea.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewBE SAFE AND SIT IN 58A
Bon VoyageFront: Safe travels. Inside: I hope your plane doesn't crash.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
Quick ViewENJOY WHILE YOU LAST
Bon VoyageFront: You better enjoy your trip. Inside: At your age it's probably your last.$5.00 -
Quick ViewNO GIFT SHOP GIFTS
Bon VoyageFront: Have a great trip. Inside: And bring me back something nice.$5.00 -
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