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CardsFront: They say laughter is the best medicine. Inside: Too bad you don't have a sense of humour.$5.00 -
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GLAD IT’S NOT ME
CardsFront: I'm sorry you're not feeling well. Inside: But better you than me.$5.00$1.00 -
THE PRETENDERS
CardsFront: I heard you aren't feeling well. Inside: And I know you're pretending.$5.00$1.00 -
ERIC, DON’T BREAK BONES
Get WellFront: I heard what happened. Inside: Wow, you just can't do anything right.$5.00$1.00 -
MAKE ME DINNER
Get WellFront: I hope you're out of the hospital soon. Inside: I need someone to make me dinner.$5.00$1.00 -
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DONKEY SEX FUN TIME
CardsFront: Let's pin the tail on the donkey. Back: Then we'll watch it have sex with a hooker.$5.00$1.00 -
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RAD BAD SAD FAD
CardsFront: I'm glad we get along. Inside: But how could we not? We're fucking rad.$5.50 -
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BEARD POWER
CardsFront: I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Back: I always knew she was a whore.$5.00 -
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REAR END HER
CardsFront: Mr. and Mrs. Claus are perfect together. Back: She lets him do it up the ass.$5.00 -
ASS FACE
CardsFront: Do you believe in Santa? Back: Get your head out your ass. He's not real.$5.00 -
CRAZY LITTLE BASTARDS
CardsFront: I love elves. Inside: Those little fuckers know how to party.$5.00 -
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SANTA’S SHIT STINKS
CardsFront: Every Christmas Santa eats our cookies and drinks our milk. Back: Then he takes a huge dump in our bathroom.$5.00 -
SANTA IS A BADASS
CardsFront: Grandma got ran over by a reindeer again. Inside: That bitch had it coming.$5.00 -
HO HO HO
CardsFront: I waited up all night to see Santa. Back: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.$5.00 -
FUCK ME SANTA
CardsFront: Hopefully Santa doesn't forget my house. Back: I want to ride that jolly son-of-a-bitch all night.$5.00 -
CREEPY MCCREEPERSON
CardsFront: He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. Back: He must be stalking you.$5.00 -
CHRISTMAS IS AWESOME
CardsFront: It's true what they say about Christmas. Inside: It's fucking awesome.$5.50 -
FAT BASTARD
CardsFront: Last year Santa ate all the cookies I left out. Back: That fat bastard.$5.00 -
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EVERYTHING IS GREEN
CardsFront: Santa asked me what you wanted for Christmas. Back: I told him to fuck off.$5.00
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