THE EVOLUTION OF OUR OFFICE
January 26, 2026
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New HomeFront: It's great that you have a new home. Back: Your old place was a dump.$5.00 -
Quick ViewFORTY AND MOVING OUT
New HomeFront: So you have a new home. Back: That's great. Your parents were getting sick of you.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewGIFT TIMES EIGHT
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Quick ViewMERRY HANUKKAH
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Quick ViewRIDICULOUS OUTFITS
GraduationFront: Put on your cap and gown. Inside: And let's get this shit over with.$5.00 -
Quick ViewSMARTY PANTS SMART ASS
GraduationFront: As you go into life after graduation, remember one thing. Inside: No one likes a smartass.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewSMARTER THAN I THOUGHT
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Quick ViewLIFE AIN’T EASY
GraduationFront: Celebrate this day. Inside: It only goes downhill from here.$5.00 -
Quick ViewDOGS ARE STUPID
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Quick ViewCOWS ARE TWERPS
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Quick ViewSARCASM RULES
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Quick ViewARROGANT APE
Father's DayFront: You've taught me so much dad. Inside: Like how to be an asshole.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewCOCKY MOFO
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Quick ViewLOWERED EXPECTATIONS
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Quick ViewATTENTION SEEKING DOG
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Quick ViewYOU NORMALLY SUCK
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Quick ViewJUST SAY NO
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Quick ViewI’M JUST JEALOUS
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Quick ViewYOU USUALLY FAIL
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Quick ViewTHIS CARD IS MEAN
CongratulationsFront: I just want to say congratulations. Inside: You didn't fuck up for once.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewHOT SHIT
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Quick ViewMISTAKE MAKER
CongratulationsFront: Congratulations. Inside: You're making the biggest mistake of your life.$5.00 -
Quick ViewLOST ART FART
ChristmasFront: Sending Christmas cards is almost a lost art. Inside: So you're an asshole if you don't return one.$5.00 -
Quick ViewBAD CREDIT SCORE
ChristmasFront: The holiday season is the best. Inside: Until the credit card statement arrives.$5.00 -
Quick ViewHOLIDAY CARD
ChristmasFront: It's the most wonderful time of year. Inside: Though writing in all the cards is a pain in the ass.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewHOLLY JOLLY DRUNK
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Quick ViewHAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR
ChristmasFront: Have yourself a merry little Christmas. Inside: And a happy fucking New Year.$5.95
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