THE EVOLUTION OF OUR OFFICE
January 26, 2026
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LoveFront: I really love you. Inside: And the dirty stuff you let me do to you.$5.00 -
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LoveFront: My heart skips a beat every time I see you. Inside: Do you think I'm dying?$5.00 -
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LoveFront: I love you. Inside: When you're not talking.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
Quick ViewNO CLASS MEANS NO CLASS
New JobFront: Congrats on the new gig. Back: I guess it's the best someone with your education can get.$5.00 -
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New JobFront: That's great news about the job. Back: I thought you'd fail the drug test.$5.00 -
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New JobFront: Heard you got that job. Back: So is hooking just a part-time thing now?Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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New JobFront: Congrats on the new position. Back: I thought you could only do missionary.$5.95 -
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New JobFront: I heard you got a promotion. Back: Way to sleep your way to the top.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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New HomeFront: Congrats on your new place. Back: Are you sure you can afford it?$5.95 -
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New HomeFront: You have a beautiful new home. Back: But your furniture sucks.$5.00 -
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New HomeFront: What a great house. Back: Too bad you won't own it for 30 years.$5.00 -
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New HomeFront: Congratulations on a beautiful new home. Back: When can I move in?$5.00
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FriendshipFront: Remember that game spin the bottle? Inside: If my spin pointed to you I'd barf.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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FriendshipFront: You're smile makes me smile. Inside: Cuz you look like a fucking goof.$5.00 -
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CardsFront: I couldn't ask for a friend better than you. Inside: Believe me. I've tried.$5.00 -
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CardsFront: You've given me a lot of great advice over the years. Inside: Now here's a piece for you, stop telling me what to do.$5.00 -
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CardsFront: I know we'll be friends forever. Inside: Though I should tell you now, I don't like you that much.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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CardsFront: Being around you is always a pleasure. Inside: But I'm glad I don't see you very often.$5.00 -
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CardsFront: You're always the life of the party. Inside: But I think you're an alcholic.$5.50 -
Quick ViewLOSER ALERT
Father's DayFront: You deserve a wonderful Father's Day. Back: But you raised a loser, so all you get is this card.$5.00 -
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Father's DayFront: Father's Day is different now that I'm a parent. Back: Now I understand what a pain in the ass kids are.$5.00 -
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Father's DayFront: Happy Father's Day. Back: Admit it. I'm your favourite.$5.00 -
Quick ViewMAKE ME A SANDWICH
Father's DayFront: You are an excellent father and husband. Back: Though your cooking sucks.$5.00 -
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Father's DayFront: For my husband on Father's Day. Back: You have great sperm.$5.95 -
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Father's DayFront: You're the best dad ever. Back: Even if you won't get off my back.$5.00 -
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Father's DayFront: Father-in-laws deserve cards too. Back: Though I don't know why. You didn't raise me.$5.00 -
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Father's DayFront: You're the best father-in-law ever. Back: Just kidding. I hate you.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewOLD AGE HOME
Father's DayFront: Let's make this the best Father's Day ever. Back: Because next year I'm putting you in a home.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewEVERYBODY FARTS
Father's DayFront: Dad, you taught me life's most important lesson. Back: When I fart I blame it on someone else.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewI HATE MYSELF
Father's DayFront: Thanks dad. You really made me the person I am today. Back: I hate myself.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
Quick ViewI WAS A MISTAKE
Father's DayFront: Thank you dad. Inside: I know I was a mistake, but thanks anyway.$5.00 -
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Father's DayFront: You did a great job raising me, dad. Back: But I wouldn't be so proud of the others.$5.00 -
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Father's DayFront: It's Father's Day and I have so much to thank you for. Back: Like ruining my life.$5.00
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