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SMARTER THAN I THOUGHT
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HELP ME HELP YOU
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THIS CARD IS MEAN
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MISTAKE MAKER
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LOST ART FART
CardsFront: Sending Christmas cards is almost a lost art. Inside: So you're an asshole if you don't return one.$5.00 -
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HOLIDAY CARD
CardsFront: It's the most wonderful time of year. Back: Though writing in all the cards is a pain in the ass.$5.00 -
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HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR
CardsFront: Have yourself a merry little Christmas. Back: And a happy fucking New Year.$5.00 -
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