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ROBOTS DON’T HAVE EARS
CardsFront: Mom, you taught me life's most important lesson. Inside: Too bad I wasn't listening.$5.00 -
I HATE MYSELF
CardsFront: Thanks mom. You really made me the person I am today. Inside: I hate myself.$5.00 -
I WAS A MISTAKE
CardsFront: Thank you mom. Inside: I know I was a mistake, but thanks anyway.$5.00 -
I’M SUPER AWESOME
CardsFront: You did a great job raising me, mom. Inside: But I wouldn't be so proud of the others.$5.00 -
FIXING MY LIFE
CardsFront: This Mother's Day I have so much to thank you for. Inside: Like ruining my life.$5.00 -
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STAY THE FUCK AWAY
CardsFront: We miss you. Back: But that doesn't mean you should come back.$5.00 -
HURRICANE AND TORNADO
CardsFront: You should know that we really miss you. Back: Though this peace and quiet has been really nice.$5.00$1.00 -
LOVE STINKS
CardsFront: I really miss you guys. Back: Just kidding. I almost forgot about you.$5.00$1.00 -
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SMALL BLACK HEART
CardsFront: They say absence makes the heart grow fonder. Back: Stay away long enough and I might actually start to like you.$5.00 -
GET OUTTA HERE
CardsFront: I miss you already. Back: So just leave so we can get this over with.$5.00 -
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PANDAS LOVE HOOKERS
CardsFront: Missing you is the hardest thing I've ever done. Back: So last night I got a hooker.$5.00 -
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HELP ME HELP YOU
CardsFront: Here's a card to wish you good luck. Back: You need all the help you can get.$5.00 -
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BREAK YOUR FACE
CardsFront: Best wishes, good luck, break a leg. Back: Actually, break both legs, an elbow, and a couple of ribs.$5.00 -
BOOTY CALL ME
CardsFront: I have a big problem with you leaving. Back: You'll be too far away for a booty call.$5.00 -
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