MOTHER’S DAY IS COMING
April 25, 2024
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Quick ViewDRUGS ARE BAD
CardsFront: That's great news about the job. Back: I thought you'd fail the drug test.$5.00 -
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CardsFront: Heard you got that job. Back: So is hooking just a part-time thing now?$1.00 -
Quick ViewMISSION IMPOSSIBLE
CardsFront: Congrats on the new position. Back: I thought you could only do missionary.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewALWAYS ON TOP
CardsFront: I heard you got a promotion. Back: Way to sleep your way to the top.$1.00 -
Quick ViewINDEPENDENT PENGUIN
CardsFront: Congrats on your new place. Back: Are you sure you can afford it?$5.00 -
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Quick ViewMORTGAGE SMORTGAGE
CardsFront: What a great house. Back: Too bad you won't own it for 30 years.$5.00 -
Quick ViewI DON’T PAY RENT
CardsFront: Congratulations on a beautiful new home. Back: When can I move in?$5.00 -
Quick ViewDUMPITY DUMP DUMP
CardsFront: It's great that you have a new home. Back: Your old place was a dump.$5.00 -
Quick ViewFORTY AND MOVING OUT
CardsFront: So you have a new home. Back: That's great. Your parents were getting sick of you.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewGET A NEW, NEW HOUSE
CardsFront: Congratulations on your new home. Back: Looks like a real fixer upper.$1.00 -
Quick ViewHAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR
CardsFront: Have yourself a Happy Hanukkah. Inside: And a happy fucking New Year.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewMERRY HANUKKAH
CardsFront: Hanukkah's great. Inside: But Christmas just seems so much better.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewDRU’S IDENTITY
CardsFront: You've given me a lot of great advice over the years. Back: Now here's a piece for you, stop telling me what to do.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewEIKCAM BUTTPUNCH
CardsFront: I know we'll be friends forever. Back: Though I should tell you now, I don't like you that much.$1.00 -
Quick ViewBILLY WOULD
CardsFront: Being around you is always a pleasure. Back: But I'm glad I don't see you very often.$5.00 -
Quick ViewVIVA PUFF BPA
CardsFront: You're always the life of the party. Inside: But I think you're an alcholic.$5.50 -
Quick ViewLOSER ALERT
CardsFront: You deserve a wonderful Father's Day. Back: But you raised a loser, so all you get is this card.$5.00 -
Quick ViewASS PAIN
CardsFront: Father's Day is different now that I'm a parent. Back: Now I understand what a pain in the ass kids are.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewMAKE ME A SANDWICH
CardsFront: You are an excellent father and husband. Back: Though your cooking sucks.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewBACK OFF PRICK
CardsFront: You're the best dad ever. Back: Even if you won't get off my back.$5.00 -
Quick ViewYOU’RE NOT MY DAD
CardsFront: Father-in-laws deserve cards too. Back: Though I don't know why. You didn't raise me.$5.00 -
Quick ViewFATHER BY MARRIAGE
CardsFront: You're the best father-in-law ever. Back: Just kidding. I hate you.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewOLD AGE HOME
CardsFront: Let's make this the best Father's Day ever. Back: Because next year I'm putting you in a home.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewEVERYBODY FARTS
CardsFront: Dad, you taught me life's most important lesson. Back: When I fart I blame it on someone else.$5.50 -
Quick ViewI HATE MYSELF
CardsFront: Thanks dad. You really made me the person I am today. Back: I hate myself.$5.00 -
Quick ViewI WAS A MISTAKE
CardsFront: Thank you dad. Inside: I know I was a mistake, but thanks anyway.$5.00 -
Quick ViewI’M SUPER AWESOME
CardsFront: You did a great job raising me, dad. Back: But I wouldn't be so proud of the others.$5.00 -
Quick ViewFIXING MY LIFE
CardsFront: It's Father's Day and I have so much to thank you for. Back: Like ruining my life.$5.00 -
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