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May 13, 2026
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Mother's DayFront: Let's make this the best Mother's Day ever. Inside: Because next year I'm putting you in a home.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewROBOTS DON’T HAVE EARS
CardsFront: Mom, you taught me life's most important lesson. Inside: Too bad I wasn't listening.$5.00 -
Quick ViewI HATE MYSELF
CardsFront: Thanks mom. You really made me the person I am today. Inside: I hate myself.$5.00 -
Quick ViewI WAS A MISTAKE
CardsFront: Thank you mom. Inside: I know I was a mistake, but thanks anyway.$5.00 -
Quick ViewI’M SUPER AWESOME
CardsFront: You did a great job raising me, mom. Inside: But I wouldn't be so proud of the others.$5.00 -
Quick ViewFIXING MY LIFE
CardsFront: This Mother's Day I have so much to thank you for. Inside: Like ruining my life.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewSTAY THE FUCK AWAY
CardsFront: We miss you. Back: But that doesn't mean you should come back.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewHURRICANE AND TORNADO
CardsFront: You should know that we really miss you. Back: Though this peace and quiet has been really nice.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewLOVE STINKS
CardsFront: I really miss you guys. Back: Just kidding. I almost forgot about you.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewUNICORNS ARE MAGICAL
CardsFront: I miss everyone so much. Back: Except for you.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
Quick ViewSMALL BLACK HEART
CardsFront: They say absence makes the heart grow fonder. Back: Stay away long enough and I might actually start to like you.$5.00 -
Quick ViewGET OUTTA HERE
CardsFront: I miss you already. Back: So just leave so we can get this over with.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewPANDAS LOVE HOOKERS
CardsFront: Missing you is the hardest thing I've ever done. Back: So last night I got a hooker.$5.00 -
Quick ViewLEFT OR RIGHT
AnniversaryFront: We're so lucky we found each other. Inside: I almost swiped left.$5.95
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Quick ViewFAMILY TIES
Good LuckFront: I believe in you. Inside: That's because we're family and I have to.$5.00 -
Quick ViewYOU CAN’T DO IT
Good LuckFront: Good luck. You can do it. Inside: Actually, you probably can't.$5.00 -
Quick ViewBREAK YOUR FACE
Good LuckFront: Best wishes, good luck, break a leg. Inside: Actually, break both legs, an elbow, and a couple of ribs.$5.00 -
Quick ViewBOOTY CALL ME
GoodbyeFront: I have a big problem with you leaving. Inside: You'll be too far away for a booty call.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewWATCH LETTERMAN
Get WellFront: They say laughter is the best medicine. Inside: Too bad you don't have a sense of humour.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewONLY LOSERS GET SICK
Get WellFront: You're in the hospital? Inside: Loser.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewGLAD IT’S NOT ME
Get WellFront: I'm sorry you're not feeling well. Inside: But better you than me.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewERIC, DON’T BREAK BONES
Get WellFront: I heard what happened. Inside: Wow, you just can't do anything right.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewMAKE ME DINNER
Get WellFront: I hope you're out of the hospital soon. Inside: I need someone to make me dinner.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewDONKEY SEX FUN TIME
FriendshipFront: Let's pin the tail on the donkey. Inside: Then we'll watch it have sex with a hooker.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95.
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