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May 13, 2026
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RetirementFront: I'm happy to hear that you're retiring. Inside: Now I don't have to put up with your shitty attitude.$5.95 -
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RetirementFront: It's great that you're retiring. Inside: I've been wanting to get rid of you for years.$5.00 -
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RetirementFront: I heard you retired. Inside: Are you out of your fucking mind?$5.00 -
Quick ViewSUCKERS MOTHERFUCKERS
RetirementFront: Congrats on your retirement. Inside: Work is for suckers anyway.$5.95 -
Quick ViewSOON IT WILL ALL END
RetirementFront: Retirement is an important step in a person's life. Inside: It's also the last step before death.$5.00 -
Quick ViewTOO OLD TO WORK
RetirementFront: I heard you're retiring. Inside: Finally admitting you're too old?$5.95 -
Quick ViewTOO OLD TO RETIRE
RetirementFront: Finally retiring? Inside: Should you have done that years ago?$5.00 -
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RetirementFront: Wow, so you're retiring. Inside: I didn't even know you had a job.$5.00 -
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RetirementFront: You've finally retired. Inside: I guess that leaves more time for whoring around.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewBEER BELLY BUTTON
RetirementFront: It's time to retire, huh? Inside: What from? Sitting on the couch?Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
Quick ViewROLE REVERSAL
ParentingFront: As a parent, you spent years taking care of me. Back: Not I'm stuck taking care of you.$5.00 -
Quick ViewAIN’T GOOD ENOUGH
ParentingFront: You did your best raising me. Back: Clearly your best was not good enough.$5.00 -
Quick ViewBABY BUTTMUNCH
ParentingFront: You're the best parent ever. Inside: Even if you dropped me a bunch.$5.00 -
Quick ViewTOUGH MOTHERFUCKER
ParentingFront: I know I was a difficult child. Back: But you only have yourself to blame.$5.00 -
Quick ViewSCREW UP UP SCREW
ParentingFront: Thanks for being a great parent. Back: And not screwing me up too badly.$5.00 -
Quick ViewGOOD NOT GREAT
ParentingFront: You've been such a good parent. Back: Not the best. Not great. Just good.$5.00 -
Quick ViewASSHOLE KIDS
ParentingFront: Having a family with you is a blessing. Back: But our kids are assholes.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewYOU SUFFOCATE ME
ParentingFront: Living away from you has taught me one thing. Back: You were suffocating me.$5.00 -
Quick ViewLOSER ALERT
CardsFront: You deserve a wonderful Mother's Day. Inside: But you raised a loser, so all you get is this card.$5.00 -
Quick ViewASS PAIN
CardsFront: Mother's Day is different now that I'm a parent. Inside: Not I understand what a pain in the ass kids are.$5.00
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New JobFront: Heard you got that job. Back: So is hooking just a part-time thing now?Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
Quick ViewMISSION IMPOSSIBLE
New JobFront: Congrats on the new position. Back: I thought you could only do missionary.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewALWAYS ON TOP
New JobFront: I heard you got a promotion. Back: Way to sleep your way to the top.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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New HomeFront: Congrats on your new place. Back: Are you sure you can afford it?$5.95 -
Quick ViewSWEDISH MEATBALLS
New HomeFront: You have a beautiful new home. Back: But your furniture sucks.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewMORTGAGE SMORTGAGE
New HomeFront: What a great house. Back: Too bad you won't own it for 30 years.$5.00 -
Quick ViewI DON’T PAY RENT
New HomeFront: Congratulations on a beautiful new home. Back: When can I move in?$5.00 -
Quick ViewDUMPITY DUMP DUMP
New HomeFront: It's great that you have a new home. Back: Your old place was a dump.$5.00 -
Quick ViewFORTY AND MOVING OUT
New HomeFront: So you have a new home. Back: That's great. Your parents were getting sick of you.$5.00 -
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New HomeFront: Congratulations on your new home. Back: Looks like a real fixer upper.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
Quick ViewHAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR
HanukkahFront: Have yourself a Happy Hanukkah. Inside: And a happy fucking New Year.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewGIFT TIMES EIGHT
HanukkahFront: Hanukkah is here. Inside: I'll take my first gift now.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewMERRY HANUKKAH
HanukkahFront: Hanukkah's great. Inside: But Christmas just seems so much better.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewRIDICULOUS OUTFITS
GraduationFront: Put on your cap and gown. Inside: And let's get this shit over with.$5.00 -
Quick ViewSMARTY PANTS SMART ASS
GraduationFront: As you go into life after graduation, remember one thing. Inside: No one likes a smartass.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewSMARTER THAN I THOUGHT
GraduationFront: Congratulations. Inside: I guess you're not an idiot after all.$5.00 -
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