THE EVOLUTION OF OUR OFFICE
January 26, 2026
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Quick ViewYOU SUFFOCATE ME
ParentingFront: Living away from you has taught me one thing. Back: You were suffocating me.$5.00 -
Quick ViewLOSER ALERT
CardsFront: You deserve a wonderful Mother's Day. Inside: But you raised a loser, so all you get is this card.$5.00 -
Quick ViewASS PAIN
CardsFront: Mother's Day is different now that I'm a parent. Inside: Not I understand what a pain in the ass kids are.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewPLAYING FAVOURITES
Mother's DayFront: Happy Mother's Day. Inside: Admit it. I'm your favourite.$5.95 -
Quick ViewWOMEN MAKE BABIES
CardsFront: For my wife on Mother's Day. Inside: You are a great baby machine.$5.00 -
Quick ViewBACK OFF BITCH
CardsFront: You're the best mom ever. Inside: Even if you won't get off my back.$5.00 -
Quick ViewYOU’RE NOT MY MOM
CardsFront: Mother-in-laws deserve cards too. Inside: Though I don't know why. You didn't raise me.$5.00 -
Quick ViewMOTHER BY MARRIAGE
CardsFront: You're the best mother-in-law ever. Inside: Just kidding. I hate you.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewOLD AGE HOME
Mother's DayFront: Let's make this the best Mother's Day ever. Inside: Because next year I'm putting you in a home.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewROBOTS DON’T HAVE EARS
CardsFront: Mom, you taught me life's most important lesson. Inside: Too bad I wasn't listening.$5.00 -
Quick ViewI HATE MYSELF
CardsFront: Thanks mom. You really made me the person I am today. Inside: I hate myself.$5.00 -
Quick ViewI WAS A MISTAKE
CardsFront: Thank you mom. Inside: I know I was a mistake, but thanks anyway.$5.00 -
Quick ViewI’M SUPER AWESOME
CardsFront: You did a great job raising me, mom. Inside: But I wouldn't be so proud of the others.$5.00 -
Quick ViewFIXING MY LIFE
CardsFront: This Mother's Day I have so much to thank you for. Inside: Like ruining my life.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewSTAY THE FUCK AWAY
CardsFront: We miss you. Back: But that doesn't mean you should come back.$5.00
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Quick ViewRIDICULOUS OUTFITS
GraduationFront: Put on your cap and gown. Inside: And let's get this shit over with.$5.00 -
Quick ViewSMARTY PANTS SMART ASS
GraduationFront: As you go into life after graduation, remember one thing. Inside: No one likes a smartass.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewSMARTER THAN I THOUGHT
GraduationFront: Congratulations. Inside: I guess you're not an idiot after all.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewLIFE AIN’T EASY
GraduationFront: Celebrate this day. Inside: It only goes downhill from here.$5.00 -
Quick ViewDOGS ARE STUPID
GraduationFront: You've officially graduated. Inside: It's about fucking time.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewCOWS ARE TWERPS
Good LuckFront: Good luck. Inside: You little twerp.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewSARCASM RULES
Good LuckFront: You'll do awesome. Inside: Yes, that's sarcasm.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewHELP ME HELP YOU
Good LuckFront: Here's a card to wish you good luck. Inside: You need all the help you can get.$5.00 -
Quick ViewFAMILY TIES
Good LuckFront: I believe in you. Inside: That's because we're family and I have to.$5.00 -
Quick ViewYOU CAN’T DO IT
Good LuckFront: Good luck. You can do it. Inside: Actually, you probably can't.$5.00 -
Quick ViewBREAK YOUR FACE
Good LuckFront: Best wishes, good luck, break a leg. Inside: Actually, break both legs, an elbow, and a couple of ribs.$5.00 -
Quick ViewBOOTY CALL ME
GoodbyeFront: I have a big problem with you leaving. Inside: You'll be too far away for a booty call.$5.00 -
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