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May 13, 2026
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CardsFront: There's one reason I'm giving you this card. Inside: The card companies tell me I have to.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewUGLIES BUMPIN UGLIES
CardsFront: I heard you don't have a Valentine yet. Back: I bet it's because you're ugly.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
Quick ViewHIPPOS WANT SEX
CardsFront: Will you be my Valentine? Inside: Wait, you like to put out. Right?$5.00 -
Quick ViewHAMSTERS LIKE SLUTS
CardsFront: Will you be my Valentine? Inside: I like you cuz you're slutty.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewBONE CRACKER
CardsFront: I hope you've been thinking about me as much as I've been thinking about you. Back: If not I might have to break your legs.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
Quick ViewFUCK THAT MUSHY SHIT
CardsFront: I've been thinking about you. Back: And I figured I'd fucking tell you, okay?$5.00 -
Quick ViewI THINK I HATE YOU
CardsFront: I can't stop thinking about you. Back: And it's making me hate you.$5.00 -
Quick ViewROBOTS CAN CHEAT
CardsFront: You're the only thing on my mind. Back: Well, you and that blonde I nailed last night.$5.00 -
Quick ViewMASTURBATION NATION
CardsFront: All I can do is think about you. Back: And it's making me touch myself.$5.00 -
Quick ViewI’M A PERVERT
CardsFront: Just thought you should know that I'm thinking about you. Back: And you're naked.$5.00 -
Quick ViewNO NO FEELING
Thank youFront: You deserve a huge thank-you hug. Inside: The creepy kind that lingers.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewGENEROUS GENITALS
Thank youFront: I don't know how to thank you. Inside: Can I use my genitals?$5.00 -
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Quick ViewFROM US FUCKERS
Thank youFront: People just don't send thank you cards like they used to. Inside: Fucking jerks.$5.95 -
Quick ViewWE HAVE MANNERS
Thank youFront: We don't know how to thank you. Back: So we'll just sign our names in this card.$5.00 -
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Thank youFront: There aren't words big enough to show my gratitude. Back: So thanks.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewI HATE MYSELF
CardsFront: Thanks mom. You really made me the person I am today. Inside: I hate myself.$5.00 -
Quick ViewI WAS A MISTAKE
CardsFront: Thank you mom. Inside: I know I was a mistake, but thanks anyway.$5.00 -
Quick ViewI’M SUPER AWESOME
CardsFront: You did a great job raising me, mom. Inside: But I wouldn't be so proud of the others.$5.00 -
Quick ViewFIXING MY LIFE
CardsFront: This Mother's Day I have so much to thank you for. Inside: Like ruining my life.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewSTAY THE FUCK AWAY
CardsFront: We miss you. Back: But that doesn't mean you should come back.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewHURRICANE AND TORNADO
CardsFront: You should know that we really miss you. Back: Though this peace and quiet has been really nice.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewLOVE STINKS
CardsFront: I really miss you guys. Back: Just kidding. I almost forgot about you.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewUNICORNS ARE MAGICAL
CardsFront: I miss everyone so much. Back: Except for you.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
Quick ViewSMALL BLACK HEART
CardsFront: They say absence makes the heart grow fonder. Back: Stay away long enough and I might actually start to like you.$5.00 -
Quick ViewGET OUTTA HERE
CardsFront: I miss you already. Back: So just leave so we can get this over with.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewPANDAS LOVE HOOKERS
CardsFront: Missing you is the hardest thing I've ever done. Back: So last night I got a hooker.$5.00 -
Quick ViewLEFT OR RIGHT
AnniversaryFront: We're so lucky we found each other. Inside: I almost swiped left.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewPENIS PARTY
LoveFront: I love your body, your mind, and your soul. Inside: But mostly, your penis.$5.95 -
Quick ViewVAGINA PARTY
LoveFront: I love your body, your mind, and your soul. Inside: But mostly, your vagina.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewINSIDE OUT
LoveFront: You're as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside. Inside: I know. I've been inside you.$5.95 -
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