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ENVY AND ME
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UGLIES BUMPIN UGLIES
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HIPPOS WANT SEX
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HAMSTERS LIKE SLUTS
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BONE CRACKER
CardsFront: I hope you've been thinking about me as much as I've been thinking about you. Back: If not I might have to break your legs.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
FUCK THAT MUSHY SHIT
CardsFront: I've been thinking about you. Back: And I figured I'd fucking tell you, okay?$5.00 -
I THINK I HATE YOU
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ROBOTS CAN CHEAT
CardsFront: You're the only thing on my mind. Back: Well, you and that blonde I nailed last night.$5.00 -
MASTURBATION NATION
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I’M A PERVERT
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NO NO FEELING
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GENEROUS GENITALS
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FROM US FUCKERS
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WE HAVE MANNERS
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CARDS SAY IT ALL
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I HATE MYSELF
CardsFront: Thanks mom. You really made me the person I am today. Inside: I hate myself.$5.00 -
I WAS A MISTAKE
CardsFront: Thank you mom. Inside: I know I was a mistake, but thanks anyway.$5.00 -
I’M SUPER AWESOME
CardsFront: You did a great job raising me, mom. Inside: But I wouldn't be so proud of the others.$5.00 -
FIXING MY LIFE
CardsFront: This Mother's Day I have so much to thank you for. Inside: Like ruining my life.$5.00 -
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STAY THE FUCK AWAY
CardsFront: We miss you. Back: But that doesn't mean you should come back.$5.00 -
HURRICANE AND TORNADO
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LOVE STINKS
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UNICORNS ARE MAGICAL
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SMALL BLACK HEART
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GET OUTTA HERE
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PANDAS LOVE HOOKERS
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LEFT OR RIGHT
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PENIS PARTY
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VAGINA PARTY
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INSIDE OUT
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