THE EVOLUTION OF OUR OFFICE
January 26, 2026
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CardsFront: You should know that we really miss you. Back: Though this peace and quiet has been really nice.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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AnniversaryFront: We're so lucky we found each other. Inside: I almost swiped left.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewHUGS AND KISSES
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Quick ViewJUST LIKE HEAVEN
LoveFront: We're a match made in heaven. Inside: But we're naughty. Like going-to-hell-naughty.$5.00
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Quick ViewWATCH LETTERMAN
Get WellFront: They say laughter is the best medicine. Inside: Too bad you don't have a sense of humour.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewONLY LOSERS GET SICK
Get WellFront: You're in the hospital? Inside: Loser.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewGLAD IT’S NOT ME
Get WellFront: I'm sorry you're not feeling well. Inside: But better you than me.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewERIC, DON’T BREAK BONES
SaleFront: I heard what happened. Inside: Wow, you just can't do anything right.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Get WellFront: I hope you're out of the hospital soon. Inside: I need someone to make me dinner.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewDONKEY SEX FUN TIME
FriendshipFront: Let's pin the tail on the donkey. Inside: Then we'll watch it have sex with a hooker.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewCALL ME CALL ME CALL ME
FriendshipFront: Hey friend. Back: Did you lose my number? Jerk.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
Quick ViewRAD BAD SAD FAD
FriendshipFront: I'm glad we get along. Inside: But how could we not? We're fucking rad.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewHIGHLY OVERRATED
FriendshipFront: Everyone loves you. Inside: I don't know why.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
Quick ViewFRIENDS WITH BENEFITS
FriendshipFront: You're like family to me. Inside: But that doesn't stop me from wanting to bang you.$5.00 -
Quick ViewDONKEY LOVERS
FriendshipFront: I enjoy spending time with you. Inside: It feels good to do charity work.$5.95 -
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FriendshipFront: You are so fun to be around. Inside: Most of the time anyway.$5.00 -
Quick ViewMOM I’D LIKE TO FUCK
FriendshipFront: I don't know what I'd do without you. Inside: I'd probably start fucking your mom.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewFREAK SHOW
FriendshipFront: I've never met anyone quite like you. Inside: And I hope I never have to again. Freak.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewSUBLIME STONER
FriendshipFront: We should hang out more often. Inside: So put down the bong and let's get together.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95.
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