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SorryFront: I'm so sorry. It will never happen again. Back: Okay, that's a lie. It probably will.$5.00 -
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SorryFront: I must say, I'm really sorry. Back: It must piss you off that I'm always right.$5.00 -
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SaleFront: I'm sorry. Back: That it didn't happen sooner.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewSHITTY ATTITUDE
RetirementFront: I'm happy to hear that you're retiring. Inside: Now I don't have to put up with your shitty attitude.$5.95 -
Quick ViewI WANT YOU GONE
RetirementFront: It's great that you're retiring. Inside: I've been wanting to get rid of you for years.$5.00 -
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RetirementFront: I heard you retired. Inside: Are you out of your fucking mind?$5.00 -
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RetirementFront: Congrats on your retirement. Inside: Work is for suckers anyway.$5.95 -
Quick ViewSOON IT WILL ALL END
RetirementFront: Retirement is an important step in a person's life. Inside: It's also the last step before death.$5.00 -
Quick ViewTOO OLD TO WORK
RetirementFront: I heard you're retiring. Inside: Finally admitting you're too old?$5.95 -
Quick ViewTOO OLD TO RETIRE
RetirementFront: Finally retiring? Inside: Should you have done that years ago?$5.00
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Quick ViewHUGS AND KISSES
LoveFront: Sending you hugs and kisses. Inside: And lots of genital touching.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewJUST LIKE HEAVEN
LoveFront: We're a match made in heaven. Inside: But we're naughty. Like going-to-hell-naughty.$5.00 -
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LoveFront: I really love you. Inside: And the dirty stuff you let me do to you.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewDOCTOR OF LOVE
LoveFront: My heart skips a beat every time I see you. Inside: Do you think I'm dying?$5.00 -
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LoveFront: I love you. Inside: When you're not talking.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
Quick ViewNO CLASS MEANS NO CLASS
New JobFront: Congrats on the new gig. Back: I guess it's the best someone with your education can get.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewDRUGS ARE BAD
New JobFront: That's great news about the job. Back: I thought you'd fail the drug test.$5.00 -
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New JobFront: Heard you got that job. Back: So is hooking just a part-time thing now?Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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New JobFront: Congrats on the new position. Back: I thought you could only do missionary.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewALWAYS ON TOP
New JobFront: I heard you got a promotion. Back: Way to sleep your way to the top.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
Quick ViewINDEPENDENT PENGUIN
New HomeFront: Congrats on your new place. Back: Are you sure you can afford it?$5.95 -
Quick ViewSWEDISH MEATBALLS
New HomeFront: You have a beautiful new home. Back: But your furniture sucks.$5.00 -
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