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New JobFront: That's great news about the job. Back: I thought you'd fail the drug test.$5.00 -
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SaleFront: Heard you got that job. Back: So is hooking just a part-time thing now?Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
Quick ViewMISSION IMPOSSIBLE
New JobFront: Congrats on the new position. Back: I thought you could only do missionary.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewALWAYS ON TOP
New JobFront: I heard you got a promotion. Back: Way to sleep your way to the top.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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New HomeFront: Congrats on your new place. Back: Are you sure you can afford it?$5.95 -
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New HomeFront: You have a beautiful new home. Back: But your furniture sucks.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewMORTGAGE SMORTGAGE
New HomeFront: What a great house. Back: Too bad you won't own it for 30 years.$5.00 -
Quick ViewI DON’T PAY RENT
New HomeFront: Congratulations on a beautiful new home. Back: When can I move in?$5.00 -
Quick ViewDUMPITY DUMP DUMP
New HomeFront: It's great that you have a new home. Back: Your old place was a dump.$5.00 -
Quick ViewFORTY AND MOVING OUT
New HomeFront: So you have a new home. Back: That's great. Your parents were getting sick of you.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewGET A NEW, NEW HOUSE
New HomeFront: Congratulations on your new home. Back: Looks like a real fixer upper.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
Quick ViewHAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR
HanukkahFront: Have yourself a Happy Hanukkah. Inside: And a happy fucking New Year.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewGIFT TIMES EIGHT
HanukkahFront: Hanukkah is here. Inside: I'll take my first gift now.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewMERRY HANUKKAH
HanukkahFront: Hanukkah's great. Inside: But Christmas just seems so much better.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewBACK OFF PRICK
Father's DayFront: You're the best dad ever. Back: Even if you won't get off my back.$5.00 -
Quick ViewYOU’RE NOT MY DAD
Father's DayFront: Father-in-laws deserve cards too. Back: Though I don't know why. You didn't raise me.$5.00 -
Quick ViewFATHER BY MARRIAGE
Father's DayFront: You're the best father-in-law ever. Back: Just kidding. I hate you.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewOLD AGE HOME
Father's DayFront: Let's make this the best Father's Day ever. Back: Because next year I'm putting you in a home.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewEVERYBODY FARTS
Father's DayFront: Dad, you taught me life's most important lesson. Back: When I fart I blame it on someone else.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewI HATE MYSELF
Father's DayFront: Thanks dad. You really made me the person I am today. Back: I hate myself.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
Quick ViewI WAS A MISTAKE
Father's DayFront: Thank you dad. Inside: I know I was a mistake, but thanks anyway.$5.00 -
Quick ViewI’M SUPER AWESOME
Father's DayFront: You did a great job raising me, dad. Back: But I wouldn't be so proud of the others.$5.00 -
Quick ViewFIXING MY LIFE
Father's DayFront: It's Father's Day and I have so much to thank you for. Back: Like ruining my life.$5.00 -
Quick ViewARROGANT APE
Father's DayFront: You've taught me so much dad. Inside: Like how to be an asshole.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewCOCKY MOFO
CongratulationsFront: You must be so proud of yourself. Inside: You cocky motherfucker.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewLOWERED EXPECTATIONS
CongratulationsFront: You did a great job. Inside: But expectations were low.$5.00 -
Quick ViewATTENTION SEEKING DOG
CongratulationsFront: Congratulations. You did it. Inside: Big fucking deal.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewYOU NORMALLY SUCK
CongratulationsFront: Congratulations. Inside: You've finally impressed me.$5.00 -
Quick ViewJUST SAY NO
CongratulationsFront: Let's go celebrate. Inside: I'll get the hookers. You get the blow.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewI’M JUST JEALOUS
CongratulationsFront: Congratulations. Inside: I hate you.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
Quick ViewYOU USUALLY FAIL
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Quick ViewTHIS CARD IS MEAN
CongratulationsFront: I just want to say congratulations. Inside: You didn't fuck up for once.$5.00
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