We've never done this before, but have always wanted to... A FLASH SALE! Starting right now and running until tomorrow night at 11:59pm, you can save 30% off all our products! It's our biggest sale ever, so you might want to stock up! Christmas cards? Walking Dead magnets? Some of our new coasters? A 2017 calendar? Birthdays happen all year long... so you should probably get a bunch of birthday cards. New baby and wedding too.
Anyway, just use the coupon code "FLASH" at checkout and you'll save that precious 30%! And hurry!