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September 3, 2025
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Quick ViewDAMAGED GOODS
Box SetsThe "Damaged Goods" include a random mix of 10 of our greeting cards (and 10 envelopes) for only $10.00 (that's 80% off regular price)! Sound too good to be true? Well, there is a catch!.... The cards are all slightly damaged (hence the name).$10.00 -
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Quick ViewCOVID BLANK
CardsFront: We’re ready for this asshole virus to fuck off. Inside: BlankOriginal price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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Quick ViewYOU SUCK TOGETHER
SaleFront: Enjoy your wedding day. Inside: Because I won't.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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SaleFront: I love going to weddings. Inside: But there's no way I'm going to yours.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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Quick ViewQUITTERS NEVER WED
SaleFront: You're taking the walk down the aisle? Inside: I thought you were going to quit on this like you do everything else.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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Quick ViewSHEEPISH WEDDING
SaleFront: Both of you have done a lot of wonderful things in your life. Inside: But getting married isn't one of them.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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Quick ViewLIKE YOU, HATE YOU
SaleFront: We've all been thinking about you. Inside: And we've decided we don't like you anymore.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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SaleFront: Everyone has been thinking about you. Inside: Well, not me.Original price was: $5.00.$2.00Current price is: $2.00. -
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Quick ViewASKING FOR TROUBLE
SaleFront: I'm really sorry. Inside: But you asked for it.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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Quick ViewCUPID STINKS
SaleFront: Cupid is great. Inside: But I think his aim was off when he put us together.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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Quick ViewNO ONE LOVES TURTLES
SaleFront: It's that time of year again. Inside: Too bad no one loves you.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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Quick ViewTHERE’S NO CHANCE
SaleFront: I spoke with cupid last night. Inside: You're going to die alone.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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Quick ViewLOVE SUCKS
SaleFront: I love Valentine's Day. Inside: I just don't love you.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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Mother's DayFront: You are an excellent mother and wife. Inside: Though your cooking sucks.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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Quick ViewMY GRAMMA IS THE BEST
Mother's DayFront: Not everyone gives their grandmas a Mother's Day card. Inside: Slip me a twenty and we'll call it even.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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Quick ViewBAD MOMMY
Mother's DayFront: Congratulations on your first Mother's Day. Inside: You're doing a terrible job.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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Quick ViewNEVER REGRET
Mother's DayFront: It's your first Mother's Day. Inside: Regretting it yet?Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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Quick ViewLITTLE BRAT
Mother's DayFront: Since it's your first Mother's Day I thought I'd get you a card. Inside: We both know your little brat won't get you anything.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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Quick ViewDADDY ISSUES
Mother's DayFront: I love you mom. Inside: But where's my daddy?Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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Quick ViewGIMME YOUR MONEY
New JobFront: You got the job. Inside: Now you can pay me back.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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Quick ViewYOU SUCK BALLS
New JobFront: What a great new job. Inside: You'll be fired in no time.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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New JobFront: You really deserved that promotion. Inside: But I deserved it more.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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New HomeFront: What a beautiful new home. Inside: Sure beats the dump that I'm living in.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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New HomeFront: Your new house is great. Inside: But mine is better.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00.
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DAMAGED GOODS
Box SetsThe "Damaged Goods" include a random mix of 10 of our greeting cards (and 10 envelopes) for only $10.00 (that's 80% off regular price)! Sound too good to be true? Well, there is a catch!.... The cards are all slightly damaged (hence the name).$10.00 -
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COVID BLANK
CardsFront: We’re ready for this asshole virus to fuck off. Inside: BlankOriginal price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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YOU SUCK TOGETHER
SaleFront: Enjoy your wedding day. Inside: Because I won't.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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WEDDING CRASHERS
SaleFront: I love going to weddings. Inside: But there's no way I'm going to yours.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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QUITTERS NEVER WED
SaleFront: You're taking the walk down the aisle? Inside: I thought you were going to quit on this like you do everything else.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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SHEEPISH WEDDING
SaleFront: Both of you have done a lot of wonderful things in your life. Inside: But getting married isn't one of them.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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LIKE YOU, HATE YOU
SaleFront: We've all been thinking about you. Inside: And we've decided we don't like you anymore.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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I DON’T THINK
SaleFront: Everyone has been thinking about you. Inside: Well, not me.Original price was: $5.00.$2.00Current price is: $2.00. -
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ASKING FOR TROUBLE
SaleFront: I'm really sorry. Inside: But you asked for it.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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CUPID STINKS
SaleFront: Cupid is great. Inside: But I think his aim was off when he put us together.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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NO ONE LOVES TURTLES
SaleFront: It's that time of year again. Inside: Too bad no one loves you.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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THERE’S NO CHANCE
SaleFront: I spoke with cupid last night. Inside: You're going to die alone.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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LOVE SUCKS
SaleFront: I love Valentine's Day. Inside: I just don't love you.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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MAKE ME A SANDWICH
Mother's DayFront: You are an excellent mother and wife. Inside: Though your cooking sucks.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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MY GRAMMA IS THE BEST
Mother's DayFront: Not everyone gives their grandmas a Mother's Day card. Inside: Slip me a twenty and we'll call it even.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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BAD MOMMY
Mother's DayFront: Congratulations on your first Mother's Day. Inside: You're doing a terrible job.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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NEVER REGRET
Mother's DayFront: It's your first Mother's Day. Inside: Regretting it yet?Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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LITTLE BRAT
Mother's DayFront: Since it's your first Mother's Day I thought I'd get you a card. Inside: We both know your little brat won't get you anything.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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DADDY ISSUES
Mother's DayFront: I love you mom. Inside: But where's my daddy?Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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GIMME YOUR MONEY
New JobFront: You got the job. Inside: Now you can pay me back.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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YOU SUCK BALLS
New JobFront: What a great new job. Inside: You'll be fired in no time.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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I SECRETLY HATE YOU
New JobFront: You really deserved that promotion. Inside: But I deserved it more.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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WINSOME HEROES
New HomeFront: What a beautiful new home. Inside: Sure beats the dump that I'm living in.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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BIRDS HAVE HOUSES TOO
New HomeFront: Your new house is great. Inside: But mine is better.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00.
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