THE EVOLUTION OF OUR OFFICE
January 26, 2026
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CardsFront: You're the type of couple that will be together forever. Inside: Yeah right. You don't stand a chance.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewLOPES TIMES TWO
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Quick ViewPLEASE, DON’T DO IT
CardsFront: Congratulations. Inside: Remember, it's not too late until you say "I do."$5.00 -
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CardsFront: I heard you're getting hitched. Inside: You get knocked up or something?$5.00 -
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SaleFront: So you're engaged? Inside: I'm surprised someone considers you marriage material.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewUPPER LIP HAIR
SaleFront: You'll make a beautiful bride. Inside: But you should probably lose the moustache.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewREVENGE OF THE NERDS
CardsFront: It's great that you two found each other. Inside: Weirdos gotta stick together.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewDUMB MARRIED TYPE
CardsFront: You two are tying the knot? Inside: Talk about dumb and dumber.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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CardsFront: Things change when you get married. Inside: Like, you have to stop sleeping around.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewFUCKING FIRE PANTS
CardsFront: You say you don't care about Valentine's Day? Inside: But I know that's a fucking lie.$5.00 -
Quick ViewSTICK IT TO ME
CardsFront: I want you to be my Valentine. Inside: And I want you to stick your dick in me.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewSINGLE LOSERS
CardsFront: Valentine's Day is a day to celebrate love. Inside: And to laugh at single people.$5.00 -
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COUPLE OF LOSERS
CardsFront: You're the type of couple that will be together forever. Inside: Yeah right. You don't stand a chance.$5.00 -
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I THEE WED
CardsFront: Marriage is a wonderful thing. Inside: For the first few months anyway.$5.00 -
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LOPES TIMES TWO
CardsFront: Congratulations on your big day. Inside: It's about fucking time.$5.50 -
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PLEASE, DON’T DO IT
CardsFront: Congratulations. Inside: Remember, it's not too late until you say "I do."$5.00 -
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SOUNDS LIKE A SHOTGUN
CardsFront: I heard you're getting hitched. Inside: You get knocked up or something?$5.00 -
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I CAN’T BELIEVE IT
SaleFront: So you're engaged? Inside: I'm surprised someone considers you marriage material.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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UPPER LIP HAIR
SaleFront: You'll make a beautiful bride. Inside: But you should probably lose the moustache.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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REVENGE OF THE NERDS
CardsFront: It's great that you two found each other. Inside: Weirdos gotta stick together.$5.00 -
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DUMB MARRIED TYPE
CardsFront: You two are tying the knot? Inside: Talk about dumb and dumber.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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MR AND MRS SEXLESS
CardsFront: Things change when you get married. Inside: Like, you have to stop sleeping around.$5.00 -
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MONKEY LOVE IS BOGUS
CardsFront: Congratulations on your big day. Inside: When you two get a divorce, call me.$5.00 -
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FUCKING FIRE PANTS
CardsFront: You say you don't care about Valentine's Day? Inside: But I know that's a fucking lie.$5.00 -
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STICK IT TO ME
CardsFront: I want you to be my Valentine. Inside: And I want you to stick your dick in me.$5.00 -
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SINGLE LOSERS
CardsFront: Valentine's Day is a day to celebrate love. Inside: And to laugh at single people.$5.00 -
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