THE EVOLUTION OF OUR OFFICE
January 26, 2026
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Quick ViewSOON IT WILL ALL END
RetirementFront: Retirement is an important step in a person's life. Inside: It's also the last step before death.$5.00 -
Quick ViewTOO OLD TO WORK
RetirementFront: I heard you're retiring. Inside: Finally admitting you're too old?$5.95 -
Quick ViewTOO OLD TO RETIRE
RetirementFront: Finally retiring? Inside: Should you have done that years ago?$5.00 -
Quick ViewJOBLESS LOSER
RetirementFront: Wow, so you're retiring. Inside: I didn't even know you had a job.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewSETTLE DOWN MAN
RetirementFront: You've finally retired. Inside: I guess that leaves more time for whoring around.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewBEER BELLY BUTTON
RetirementFront: It's time to retire, huh? Inside: What from? Sitting on the couch?Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
Quick ViewROLE REVERSAL
ParentingFront: As a parent, you spent years taking care of me. Back: Not I'm stuck taking care of you.$5.00 -
Quick ViewAIN’T GOOD ENOUGH
ParentingFront: You did your best raising me. Back: Clearly your best was not good enough.$5.00 -
Quick ViewBABY BUTTMUNCH
ParentingFront: You're the best parent ever. Inside: Even if you dropped me a bunch.$5.00 -
Quick ViewTOUGH MOTHERFUCKER
ParentingFront: I know I was a difficult child. Back: But you only have yourself to blame.$5.00 -
Quick ViewSCREW UP UP SCREW
ParentingFront: Thanks for being a great parent. Back: And not screwing me up too badly.$5.00 -
Quick ViewGOOD NOT GREAT
ParentingFront: You've been such a good parent. Back: Not the best. Not great. Just good.$5.00 -
Quick ViewASSHOLE KIDS
ParentingFront: Having a family with you is a blessing. Back: But our kids are assholes.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewYOU SUFFOCATE ME
ParentingFront: Living away from you has taught me one thing. Back: You were suffocating me.$5.00 -
Quick ViewLOSER ALERT
CardsFront: You deserve a wonderful Mother's Day. Inside: But you raised a loser, so all you get is this card.$5.00 -
Quick ViewASS PAIN
CardsFront: Mother's Day is different now that I'm a parent. Inside: Not I understand what a pain in the ass kids are.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewPLAYING FAVOURITES
Mother's DayFront: Happy Mother's Day. Inside: Admit it. I'm your favourite.$5.95 -
Quick ViewWOMEN MAKE BABIES
CardsFront: For my wife on Mother's Day. Inside: You are a great baby machine.$5.00 -
Quick ViewBACK OFF BITCH
CardsFront: You're the best mom ever. Inside: Even if you won't get off my back.$5.00 -
Quick ViewYOU’RE NOT MY MOM
CardsFront: Mother-in-laws deserve cards too. Inside: Though I don't know why. You didn't raise me.$5.00 -
Quick ViewMOTHER BY MARRIAGE
CardsFront: You're the best mother-in-law ever. Inside: Just kidding. I hate you.$5.00 -
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SOON IT WILL ALL END
RetirementFront: Retirement is an important step in a person's life. Inside: It's also the last step before death.$5.00 -
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TOO OLD TO WORK
RetirementFront: I heard you're retiring. Inside: Finally admitting you're too old?$5.95 -
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TOO OLD TO RETIRE
RetirementFront: Finally retiring? Inside: Should you have done that years ago?$5.00 -
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JOBLESS LOSER
RetirementFront: Wow, so you're retiring. Inside: I didn't even know you had a job.$5.00 -
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SETTLE DOWN MAN
RetirementFront: You've finally retired. Inside: I guess that leaves more time for whoring around.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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BEER BELLY BUTTON
RetirementFront: It's time to retire, huh? Inside: What from? Sitting on the couch?Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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ROLE REVERSAL
ParentingFront: As a parent, you spent years taking care of me. Back: Not I'm stuck taking care of you.$5.00 -
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AIN’T GOOD ENOUGH
ParentingFront: You did your best raising me. Back: Clearly your best was not good enough.$5.00 -
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BABY BUTTMUNCH
ParentingFront: You're the best parent ever. Inside: Even if you dropped me a bunch.$5.00 -
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TOUGH MOTHERFUCKER
ParentingFront: I know I was a difficult child. Back: But you only have yourself to blame.$5.00 -
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SCREW UP UP SCREW
ParentingFront: Thanks for being a great parent. Back: And not screwing me up too badly.$5.00 -
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GOOD NOT GREAT
ParentingFront: You've been such a good parent. Back: Not the best. Not great. Just good.$5.00 -
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ASSHOLE KIDS
ParentingFront: Having a family with you is a blessing. Back: But our kids are assholes.$5.00 -
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YOU SUFFOCATE ME
ParentingFront: Living away from you has taught me one thing. Back: You were suffocating me.$5.00 -
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LOSER ALERT
CardsFront: You deserve a wonderful Mother's Day. Inside: But you raised a loser, so all you get is this card.$5.00 -
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ASS PAIN
CardsFront: Mother's Day is different now that I'm a parent. Inside: Not I understand what a pain in the ass kids are.$5.00 -
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PLAYING FAVOURITES
Mother's DayFront: Happy Mother's Day. Inside: Admit it. I'm your favourite.$5.95 -
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WOMEN MAKE BABIES
CardsFront: For my wife on Mother's Day. Inside: You are a great baby machine.$5.00 -
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BACK OFF BITCH
CardsFront: You're the best mom ever. Inside: Even if you won't get off my back.$5.00 -
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YOU’RE NOT MY MOM
CardsFront: Mother-in-laws deserve cards too. Inside: Though I don't know why. You didn't raise me.$5.00 -
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MOTHER BY MARRIAGE
CardsFront: You're the best mother-in-law ever. Inside: Just kidding. I hate you.$5.00 -
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