THE EVOLUTION OF OUR OFFICE
January 26, 2026
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Quick ViewASS FACE
ChristmasFront: Do you believe in Santa? Inside: Get your head out your ass. He's not real.$5.95 -
Quick ViewCRAZY LITTLE BASTARDS
ChristmasFront: I love elves. Inside: Those little fuckers know how to party.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewSANTA’S SHIT STINKS
ChristmasFront: Every Christmas Santa eats our cookies and drinks our milk. Inside: Then he takes a huge dump in our bathroom.$5.00 -
Quick ViewSANTA IS A BADASS
ChristmasFront: Grandma got ran over by a reindeer again. Inside: That bitch had it coming.$5.95 -
Quick ViewHO HO HO
ChristmasFront: I waited up all night to see Santa. Inside: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.$5.00 -
Quick ViewFUCK ME SANTA
ChristmasFront: Hopefully Santa doesn't forget my house. Inside: I want to ride that jolly son-of-a-bitch all night.$5.00 -
Quick ViewCREEPY MCCREEPERSON
ChristmasFront: He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. Inside: He must be stalking you.$5.95 -
Quick ViewCHRISTMAS IS AWESOME
ChristmasFront: It's true what they say about Christmas. Inside: It's fucking awesome.$5.95 -
Quick ViewFAT BASTARD
ChristmasFront: Last year Santa ate all the cookies I left out. Inside: That fat bastard.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewGIVE GIVE GET
ChristmasFront: Christmas is all about the giving. Inside: So give to me dammit.$5.00 -
Quick ViewLET’S GET NAKED
ChristmasFront: There's only one thing I want for Christmas. Inside: You. Naked.$5.00 -
Quick ViewEVERYTHING IS GREEN
ChristmasFront: Santa asked me what you wanted for Christmas. Inside: I told him to fuck off.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewSEND A HUG AND KISS CARD
ChristmasFront: Every Christmas I send you a card in the mail. Inside: And this year is no fucking different.$5.95 -
Quick ViewDON’T BUY ME SOCKS
ChristmasFront: I'm glad Christmas only comes once a year. Inside: It's hard pretending to like your shitty gifts.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewSANTA IS A SISSY
ChristmasFront: Santa was at the mall the other day. Inside: I punched him in the face.$5.00 -
Quick ViewDON’T PISS OFF MR. CLAUS
ChristmasFront: I made my list. I checked it twice. Inside: And you still piss me off.$5.00
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ASS FACE
ChristmasFront: Do you believe in Santa? Inside: Get your head out your ass. He's not real.$5.95 -
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CRAZY LITTLE BASTARDS
ChristmasFront: I love elves. Inside: Those little fuckers know how to party.$5.95 -
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SANTA’S SHIT STINKS
ChristmasFront: Every Christmas Santa eats our cookies and drinks our milk. Inside: Then he takes a huge dump in our bathroom.$5.00 -
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SANTA IS A BADASS
ChristmasFront: Grandma got ran over by a reindeer again. Inside: That bitch had it coming.$5.95 -
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HO HO HO
ChristmasFront: I waited up all night to see Santa. Inside: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.$5.00 -
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FUCK ME SANTA
ChristmasFront: Hopefully Santa doesn't forget my house. Inside: I want to ride that jolly son-of-a-bitch all night.$5.00 -
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CREEPY MCCREEPERSON
ChristmasFront: He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. Inside: He must be stalking you.$5.95 -
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CHRISTMAS IS AWESOME
ChristmasFront: It's true what they say about Christmas. Inside: It's fucking awesome.$5.95 -
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FAT BASTARD
ChristmasFront: Last year Santa ate all the cookies I left out. Inside: That fat bastard.$5.00 -
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GIVE GIVE GET
ChristmasFront: Christmas is all about the giving. Inside: So give to me dammit.$5.00 -
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LET’S GET NAKED
ChristmasFront: There's only one thing I want for Christmas. Inside: You. Naked.$5.00 -
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EVERYTHING IS GREEN
ChristmasFront: Santa asked me what you wanted for Christmas. Inside: I told him to fuck off.$5.95 -
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SEND A HUG AND KISS CARD
ChristmasFront: Every Christmas I send you a card in the mail. Inside: And this year is no fucking different.$5.95 -
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DON’T BUY ME SOCKS
ChristmasFront: I'm glad Christmas only comes once a year. Inside: It's hard pretending to like your shitty gifts.$5.00 -
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SANTA IS A SISSY
ChristmasFront: Santa was at the mall the other day. Inside: I punched him in the face.$5.00 -
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DON’T PISS OFF MR. CLAUS
ChristmasFront: I made my list. I checked it twice. Inside: And you still piss me off.$5.00
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