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January 26, 2026
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Quick ViewBIRTHDAYS ARE OVERRATED
BirthdayFront: It's your birthday, huh? Inside: Well you can suck my ass. I don't give a damn.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewHIPPOS HATE BIRTHDAYS
SaleFront: Time for another birthday. Inside: Goddamn I hate these things.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewOLD MAN MOUSTACHE
BirthdayFront: It's your birthday. Inside: Damn. You're a lot older than I thought.$5.95 -
Quick ViewBIG HEAD BIGGER EGO
BirthdayFront: This birthday is a big one. Inside: So don't go dying on us.$5.95 -
Quick ViewSHIT SISTER
BirthdayFront: I heard it's your birthday. Inside: I also heard I don't give a shit.$5.95 -
Quick ViewCOCKSUCKING BIRTHDAY
BirthdayFront: Make a wish and blow out your candles. Inside: Then blow yourself. Cocksucker.$5.95 -
Quick ViewZEBRA IS A COOL WORD
BirthdayFront: Congratulations on another birthday. Inside: At your age most people are dead.$5.95 -
Quick ViewLIKE A FAT KID LIKES CAKE
BirthdayFront: I baked you a cake for your birthday. Inside: Then I ate it.$5.95 -
Quick ViewI HATE BIRTHDAYS
BirthdayFront: Have a happy birthday. Inside: Or rot in hell you old bastard.$5.00 -
Quick ViewBIRTHDAYS ARE STUPID
BirthdayFront: I'm glad we're friends. Inside: Except for when it's your birthday and I'm expected to buy you something.$5.95 -
Quick ViewDRUNKEN LOSERS
BirthdayFront: Hooray for your birthday. Inside: Let's go out and drink responsibly.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewA FIVE DOLLAR GIFT
BirthdayFront: This card means one thing. Inside: I don't want to spend more than five dollars on you.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewBUST A MOVE
BirthdayFront: Happy Birthday. Inside: Let's bust a move.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewAWESOME IS AWESOME
BirthdayFront: Birthdays are awesome. Inside: Unless you're old.Original price was: $5.50.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
Quick ViewWHY GIVE ANYTHING ELSE
BirthdayFront: I had no idea what to get you for your birthday. Inside: So here's a card.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewDOWN WITH THE OLDIES
BirthdayFront: Happy birthday to a dear old friend. Inside: An old, old, old, old, old, old friend.$5.95 -
Quick ViewYOU DANCE LIKE ELAINE
BirthdayFront: Let's go out dancing for your birthday. Inside: Actually, maybe you should stay home. You're embarrassing.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewHA HA YOU’RE A FUCK UP
BirthdayFront: You only live once. Inside: Too bad you already fucked up.$5.95 -
Quick ViewSHUT THE FUCK UP
BirthdayFront: Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Inside: Shut the fuck up.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewYOUR HAIR SUCKS
BirthdayFront: As your friend I really have to let you in on something. Inside: Your haircut is ridiculous.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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Quick ViewOH POOP
BirthdayFront: No birthday gift could express my true feelings for you. Inside: Except, maybe, a pile of crap.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95.
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BIRTHDAYS ARE OVERRATED
BirthdayFront: It's your birthday, huh? Inside: Well you can suck my ass. I don't give a damn.$5.95 -
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HIPPOS HATE BIRTHDAYS
SaleFront: Time for another birthday. Inside: Goddamn I hate these things.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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OLD MAN MOUSTACHE
BirthdayFront: It's your birthday. Inside: Damn. You're a lot older than I thought.$5.95 -
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BIG HEAD BIGGER EGO
BirthdayFront: This birthday is a big one. Inside: So don't go dying on us.$5.95 -
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SHIT SISTER
BirthdayFront: I heard it's your birthday. Inside: I also heard I don't give a shit.$5.95 -
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COCKSUCKING BIRTHDAY
BirthdayFront: Make a wish and blow out your candles. Inside: Then blow yourself. Cocksucker.$5.95 -
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ZEBRA IS A COOL WORD
BirthdayFront: Congratulations on another birthday. Inside: At your age most people are dead.$5.95 -
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LIKE A FAT KID LIKES CAKE
BirthdayFront: I baked you a cake for your birthday. Inside: Then I ate it.$5.95 -
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I HATE BIRTHDAYS
BirthdayFront: Have a happy birthday. Inside: Or rot in hell you old bastard.$5.00 -
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BIRTHDAYS ARE STUPID
BirthdayFront: I'm glad we're friends. Inside: Except for when it's your birthday and I'm expected to buy you something.$5.95 -
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DRUNKEN LOSERS
BirthdayFront: Hooray for your birthday. Inside: Let's go out and drink responsibly.$5.95 -
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A FIVE DOLLAR GIFT
BirthdayFront: This card means one thing. Inside: I don't want to spend more than five dollars on you.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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BUST A MOVE
BirthdayFront: Happy Birthday. Inside: Let's bust a move.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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AWESOME IS AWESOME
BirthdayFront: Birthdays are awesome. Inside: Unless you're old.Original price was: $5.50.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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WHY GIVE ANYTHING ELSE
BirthdayFront: I had no idea what to get you for your birthday. Inside: So here's a card.$5.95 -
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DOWN WITH THE OLDIES
BirthdayFront: Happy birthday to a dear old friend. Inside: An old, old, old, old, old, old friend.$5.95 -
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YOU DANCE LIKE ELAINE
BirthdayFront: Let's go out dancing for your birthday. Inside: Actually, maybe you should stay home. You're embarrassing.$5.95 -
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HA HA YOU’RE A FUCK UP
BirthdayFront: You only live once. Inside: Too bad you already fucked up.$5.95 -
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SHUT THE FUCK UP
BirthdayFront: Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Inside: Shut the fuck up.$5.95 -
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YOUR HAIR SUCKS
BirthdayFront: As your friend I really have to let you in on something. Inside: Your haircut is ridiculous.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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OH POOP
BirthdayFront: No birthday gift could express my true feelings for you. Inside: Except, maybe, a pile of crap.Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95.
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