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FUCK THAT MUSHY SHIT
CardsFront: I've been thinking about you. Back: And I figured I'd fucking tell you, okay?$5.00 -
I’M A PERVERT
CardsFront: Just thought you should know that I'm thinking about you. Back: And you're naked.$5.00 -
NO NO FEELING
CardsFront: You deserve a huge thank-you hug. Back: The creepy kind that lingers.$5.00 -
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FROM US FUCKERS
CardsFront: People just don't send thank you cards like they used to. Back: Fucking jerks.$5.00 -
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LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE
CardsFront: I'm so sorry. It will never happen again. Back: Okay, that's a lie. It probably will.$5.00 -
RIGHT ALL THE TIME
CardsFront: I must say, I'm really sorry. Back: It must piss you off that I'm always right.$5.00 -
SUCKERS MOTHERFUCKERS
CardsFront: Congrats on your retirement. Back: Work is for suckers anyway.$5.00 -
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SETTLE DOWN MAN
CardsFront: You've finally retired. Back: I guess that leaves more time for whoring around.$5.00$1.00 -
AIN’T GOOD ENOUGH
CardsFront: You did your best raising me. Back: Clearly your best was not good enough.$5.00 -
SCREW UP UP SCREW
CardsFront: Thanks for being a great parent. Back: And not screwing me up too badly.$5.00 -
GOOD NOT GREAT
CardsFront: You've been such a good parent. Back: Not the best. Not great. Just good.$5.00 -
ASSHOLE KIDS
CardsFront: Having a family with you is a blessing. Back: But our kids are assholes.$5.00 -
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OLD AGE HOME
CardsFront: Let's make this the best Mother's Day ever. Inside: Because next year I'm putting you in a home.$5.00 -
ROBOTS DON’T HAVE EARS
CardsFront: Mom, you taught me life's most important lesson. Inside: Too bad I wasn't listening.$5.00 -
I WAS A MISTAKE
CardsFront: Thank you mom. Inside: I know I was a mistake, but thanks anyway.$5.00 -
I’M SUPER AWESOME
CardsFront: You did a great job raising me, mom. Inside: But I wouldn't be so proud of the others.$5.00 -
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STAY THE FUCK AWAY
CardsFront: We miss you. Back: But that doesn't mean you should come back.$5.00
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