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GET YOUR HEAD OUT YOUR ASS
Front: Get your head out your ass.
Back:$3.00 Add to cartFront: Get your head out your ass.
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MARRIAGE NUMBER ONE
Front: You only get married once. Back: Theoretically.$5.00 Add to cartFront: You only get married once.
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HORSES JUST FUCK
Front: What great news. Back: You are capable of love.$5.00 Add to cartFront: What great news.
Back: You are capable of love.
LOPES TIMES TWO
Front: Congratulations on your big day. Back: It's about fucking time.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Congratulations on your big day.
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REVENGE OF THE NERDS
Front: It's great that you two found each other. Back: Weirdos gotta stick together.$5.00 Add to cartFront: It’s great that you two found each other.
Back: Weirdos gotta stick together.
STICK IT TO ME
Front: I want you to be my Valentine. Back: And I want you to stick your dick in me.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I want you to be my Valentine.
Back: And I want you to stick your dick in me.
SEXY LEG HAIR
Front: Will you be my Valentine? Back: I promise to shave my legs.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Will you be my Valentine?
Back: I promise to shave my legs.
TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT
Front: Will you be my Valentine? Back: I'll give you an orgasm.$5.00 Add to cartFront: Will you be my Valentine?
Back: I’ll give you an orgasm.CompareThe product is already in the wishlist! Browse Wishlist
THE GIFT OF ME
Front: I have the best Valentine's Day gift for you. Back: My naked body.$5.00 Add to cartFront: I have the best Valentine’s Day gift for you.
Back: My naked body.
