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May 13, 2026
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BirthdayFront: It's your birthday and I love you so much it burns. Inside: Or maybe that's the herpes.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewTHAT MOUSE IS SOBER
BirthdayFront: So you're having another birthday. Inside: The way you drink I'm surprised you made it this far.$5.95 -
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New BabyFront: So sweet and innocent. Inside: Until all his socks start sticking together.$5.00 -
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New BabyFront: Sugar and spice and everything nice. Inside: Until puberty turns her into a bitch.$5.95 -
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New BabyFront: Congrats on another beautiful baby. Inside: You must have a huge vagina.$5.95 -
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New BabyFront: You have a beautiful pregnant glow. Inside: And your tits are huge.$5.95 -
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Quick ViewBABIES ARE FOR SUCKERS
New BabyFront: I'm so excited that you're having a baby. Inside: Because I sure as hell don't want one.$5.00 -
Quick ViewHURTS LIKE A BITCH
New BabyFront: Bringing a new life into this world is a beautiful thing. Inside: But it hurts like a bitch.$5.00 -
Quick ViewI KNOW DODGE IS CUTE
New BabyFront: Babies are great. Inside: Unless you get one of the weird looking ones.$5.95 -
Quick ViewTILL DEATH DO US PART
AnniversaryFront: Our love is forever. Inside: But if you die first, I will move on.$5.95 -
Quick ViewATTRACTIVE OPPOSITES
AnniversaryFront: I believe that opposites attract. Inside: Just look. I'm awesome and you're not.$5.00 -
Quick ViewBRUSH YOUR TEETH
AnniversaryFront: Waking up next to you every morning is a dream come true. Inside: Unless your breath smells like shit.$5.95 -
Quick ViewOYE WITH THE POODLES
AnniversaryFront: Happy Anniversary, babe. You're great. Inside: But I'm definitely better.$5.00 -
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HERPES AND HENS
BirthdayFront: It's your birthday and I love you so much it burns. Inside: Or maybe that's the herpes.$5.00 -
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THAT MOUSE IS SOBER
BirthdayFront: So you're having another birthday. Inside: The way you drink I'm surprised you made it this far.$5.95 -
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STICKY SOCKS
New BabyFront: So sweet and innocent. Inside: Until all his socks start sticking together.$5.00 -
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BABY BITCH SPICE
New BabyFront: Sugar and spice and everything nice. Inside: Until puberty turns her into a bitch.$5.95 -
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BIG BABY BIGGER VAGINA
New BabyFront: Congrats on another beautiful baby. Inside: You must have a huge vagina.$5.95 -
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BIG OL TITTIES
New BabyFront: You have a beautiful pregnant glow. Inside: And your tits are huge.$5.95 -
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BABIES ARE FOR SUCKERS
New BabyFront: I'm so excited that you're having a baby. Inside: Because I sure as hell don't want one.$5.00 -
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HURTS LIKE A BITCH
New BabyFront: Bringing a new life into this world is a beautiful thing. Inside: But it hurts like a bitch.$5.00 -
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I KNOW DODGE IS CUTE
New BabyFront: Babies are great. Inside: Unless you get one of the weird looking ones.$5.95 -
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TILL DEATH DO US PART
AnniversaryFront: Our love is forever. Inside: But if you die first, I will move on.$5.95 -
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ATTRACTIVE OPPOSITES
AnniversaryFront: I believe that opposites attract. Inside: Just look. I'm awesome and you're not.$5.00 -
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BRUSH YOUR TEETH
AnniversaryFront: Waking up next to you every morning is a dream come true. Inside: Unless your breath smells like shit.$5.95 -
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OYE WITH THE POODLES
AnniversaryFront: Happy Anniversary, babe. You're great. Inside: But I'm definitely better.$5.00 -
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