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DUMP THAT DOUCHE
Break UpFront: You two broke up? Inside: Good. He's a douche.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
SEXUALLY OVERACTIVE
Bon VoyageFront: Have an amazing time. Inside: Just don't bring home any STD's.$5.00 -
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PANTS FEELING HEAVY
Bon VoyageFront: I love travelling. Inside: Though I always seem to get diarrhea.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
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BE SAFE AND SIT IN 58A
Bon VoyageFront: Safe travels. Inside: I hope your plane doesn't crash.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
ENJOY WHILE YOU LAST
Bon VoyageFront: You better enjoy your trip. Inside: At your age it's probably your last.$5.00 -
NO GIFT SHOP GIFTS
Bon VoyageFront: Have a great trip. Inside: And bring me back something nice.$5.00 -
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DO THE HULA
Bon VoyageFront: Have a great trip. Inside: But don't rush home. No one is going to miss you$5.00 -
FORGET ME NOT
Belated BirthdayFront: I'm sorry I missed your birthday. Inside: You're just not one of my priorities right now.$5.00 -
ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE
Belated BirthdayFront: I'm sorry I missed your birthday. Inside: I'm such an asshole.$5.95 -
I WON’T KILL YOU
Belated BirthdayFront: I can't believe I missed your birthday. Inside: You better not miss mine or I'll fucking kill you.$5.95 -
SORRY BUDDY
Belated BirthdayFront: I'm so sorry I forgot. Inside: Chances are I'll forget next year too.$5.00 -
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SO WHAT IF I FORGOT
Belated BirthdayFront: I bet you think I forgot your birthday. Inside: I did.$5.95 -
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MISTAKES HAPPEN
BirthdayFront: Let's celebrate your birth. Inside: Even though you were an unplanned pregnancy.$5.95 -
WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY
BirthdayFront: It's your birthday. Inside: Or was your birthday? Or is almost your birthday? When the fuck is your birthday?$5.95 -
DEFINITELY TOO OLD
BirthdayFront: A piece of birthday advice for you? Inside: Start lying about your age.$5.95 -
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SIDE BY SIDE
AnniversaryFront: It's your anniversary. Inside: But who the fuck cares? (besides you two)$5.95 -
SICK OF ME SICK OF YOU
AnniversaryFront: Happy Anniversary you two. Inside: You aren't sick of each other?$5.00 -
A LONG FUCKING TIME
AnniversaryFront: Your love is amazing. Inside: Amazing that it has lasted this long.$5.00 -
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MARRIAGE SCARES ME
AnniversaryFront: The love you two share is an inspiration. Inside: It inspires me to never get married.$5.00 -
ATTRACTIVE OPPOSITES
AnniversaryFront: I believe that opposites attract. Inside: Just look. I'm awesome and you're not.$5.00 -
BRUSH YOUR TEETH
AnniversaryFront: Waking up next to you every morning is a dream come true. Inside: Unless your breath smells like shit.$5.95 -
OYE WITH THE POODLES
AnniversaryFront: Happy Anniversary, babe. You're great. Inside: But I'm definitely better.$5.00 -
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WE’LL NEVER LAST
SaleFront: Happy Anniversary. Inside: I give us another year, max.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
TOO MUCH LEMONADE
CardsFront: I knew we'd be friends the first time we met. Inside: And now I hate your guts.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
GUMMIE WORMS
LoveFront: I love you. Inside: Not.$5.00Original price was: $5.00.$1.95Current price is: $1.95. -
BILL MURRAY APPRECIATION DAY
PostcardBill Murray Appreciation Day$2.95Original price was: $2.95.$1.00Current price is: $1.00.
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