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CardsFront: Every Christmas I send you a card in the mail. Inside: And this year is no fucking different.$5.00 -
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CardsFront: I'm glad Christmas only comes once a year. Inside: It's hard pretending to like your shitty gifts.$5.00 -
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CardsFront: Santa was at the mall the other day. Inside: I punched him in the face.$5.00 -
Quick ViewDON’T PISS OFF MR. CLAUS
CardsFront: I made my list. I checked it twice. Inside: And you still piss me off.$5.00 -
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CardsFront: This card is my way to say Merry Christmas. Inside: It also says I don't like you enough to buy you a real gift.$5.00 -
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Quick ViewMONEY FOR NOTHING
CardsFront: Happy holidays. Inside: Well, they'd be happy if you gave me some money.$5.00 -
Quick ViewYOUR STOCKING STINKS
CardsFront: I know what Santa is putting in your stocking. Inside: A lump of shit.$5.50 -
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Quick ViewCUM ONE CUM ALL
Break UpFront: It was good while it lasted. Inside: But you always came too early.$5.00 -
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Break UpFront: I'm sorry to hear about the divorce. Inside: But I gotta say, I told you so.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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Break UpFront: There are plenty of fish in the sea. Inside: But do you really think you can do better?Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
Quick ViewKIDS AREN’T ALRIGHT
Break UpFront: So sorry about the divorce. Inside: It was because of the kids, right?$5.00 -
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Quick ViewDUMP THAT BITCH
Break UpFront: You two broke up? Inside: Good. She's a bitch.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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Quick ViewDUMP THAT DOUCHE
Break UpFront: You two broke up? Inside: Good. He's a douche.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00.
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SEND A HUG AND KISS CARD
CardsFront: Every Christmas I send you a card in the mail. Inside: And this year is no fucking different.$5.00 -
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DON’T BUY ME SOCKS
CardsFront: I'm glad Christmas only comes once a year. Inside: It's hard pretending to like your shitty gifts.$5.00 -
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SANTA IS A SISSY
CardsFront: Santa was at the mall the other day. Inside: I punched him in the face.$5.00 -
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DON’T PISS OFF MR. CLAUS
CardsFront: I made my list. I checked it twice. Inside: And you still piss me off.$5.00 -
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JUST A CARD
CardsFront: This card is my way to say Merry Christmas. Inside: It also says I don't like you enough to buy you a real gift.$5.00 -
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MONEY FOR NOTHING
CardsFront: Happy holidays. Inside: Well, they'd be happy if you gave me some money.$5.00 -
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YOUR STOCKING STINKS
CardsFront: I know what Santa is putting in your stocking. Inside: A lump of shit.$5.50 -
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CUM ONE CUM ALL
Break UpFront: It was good while it lasted. Inside: But you always came too early.$5.00 -
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TOLD YA SO
Break UpFront: I'm sorry to hear about the divorce. Inside: But I gotta say, I told you so.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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FISH STICKS FISH DICKS
Break UpFront: There are plenty of fish in the sea. Inside: But do you really think you can do better?Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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KIDS AREN’T ALRIGHT
Break UpFront: So sorry about the divorce. Inside: It was because of the kids, right?$5.00 -
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DUMP THAT BITCH
Break UpFront: You two broke up? Inside: Good. She's a bitch.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00. -
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DUMP THAT DOUCHE
Break UpFront: You two broke up? Inside: Good. He's a douche.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00.
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