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TRAFFIC STOP
CardsFront: Have you ever wondered where Santa gets his money? Inside: It's from sex trafficking.$5.00 -
HAPPY WHATEVER
CardsFront: Happy Holidays. Inside: Or whatever the fuck we're supposed to say not to be offensive.$5.00 -
CARROT WANG
CardsFront: Frosty was at the winter carnival. Inside: He was flashing everyone his carrot wang.$5.00 -
MAIL ORDER BRIDE
WeddingFront: Congrats on finding the perfect bride. Inside: Did you buy her off the internet?$5.00 -
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CRAZY SHIT
BirthdayFront: You deserve to be celebrated. Inside: You do a lot of crazy shit... And you're still alive.$5.50 -
COME CUM
BirthdayFront: Your birthday is coming... Inside: And I will make you cum on your birthday.$5.50 -
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WEDDING CRASHERS
SaleFront: I love going to weddings. Inside: But there's no way I'm going to yours.$5.00$1.00 -
QUITTERS NEVER WED
SaleFront: You're taking the walk down the aisle? Inside: I thought you were going to quit on this like you do everything else.$5.00$1.00 -
SHEEPISH WEDDING
SaleFront: Both of you have done a lot of wonderful things in your life. Inside: But getting married isn't one of them.$5.00$1.00 -
LIKE YOU, HATE YOU
SaleFront: We've all been thinking about you. Inside: And we've decided we don't like you anymore.$5.00$1.00 -
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CUPID STINKS
SaleFront: Cupid is great. Inside: But I think his aim was off when he put us together.$5.00$1.00 -
NO ONE LOVES TURTLES
SaleFront: It's that time of year again. Inside: Too bad no one loves you.$5.00$1.00 -
THERE’S NO CHANCE
SaleFront: I spoke with cupid last night. Inside: You're going to die alone.$5.00$1.00 -
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MAKE ME A SANDWICH
Mother's DayFront: You are an excellent mother and wife. Inside: Though your cooking sucks.$5.00$1.00 -
MY GRAMMA IS THE BEST
Mother's DayFront: Not everyone gives their grandmas a Mother's Day card. Inside: Slip me a twenty and we'll call it even.$5.00$1.00 -
BAD MOMMY
Mother's DayFront: Congratulations on your first Mother's Day. Inside: You're doing a terrible job.$5.00$1.00 -
NEVER REGRET
Mother's DayFront: It's your first Mother's Day. Inside: Regretting it yet?$5.00$1.00
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TRAFFIC STOP
CardsFront: Have you ever wondered where Santa gets his money? Inside: It's from sex trafficking.$5.00 -
HAPPY WHATEVER
CardsFront: Happy Holidays. Inside: Or whatever the fuck we're supposed to say not to be offensive.$5.00 -
CARROT WANG
CardsFront: Frosty was at the winter carnival. Inside: He was flashing everyone his carrot wang.$5.00 -
MAIL ORDER BRIDE
WeddingFront: Congrats on finding the perfect bride. Inside: Did you buy her off the internet?$5.00 -
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CRAZY SHIT
BirthdayFront: You deserve to be celebrated. Inside: You do a lot of crazy shit... And you're still alive.$5.50 -
COME CUM
BirthdayFront: Your birthday is coming... Inside: And I will make you cum on your birthday.$5.50 -
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WEDDING CRASHERS
SaleFront: I love going to weddings. Inside: But there's no way I'm going to yours.$5.00$1.00 -
QUITTERS NEVER WED
SaleFront: You're taking the walk down the aisle? Inside: I thought you were going to quit on this like you do everything else.$5.00$1.00 -
SHEEPISH WEDDING
SaleFront: Both of you have done a lot of wonderful things in your life. Inside: But getting married isn't one of them.$5.00$1.00 -
LIKE YOU, HATE YOU
SaleFront: We've all been thinking about you. Inside: And we've decided we don't like you anymore.$5.00$1.00 -
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CUPID STINKS
SaleFront: Cupid is great. Inside: But I think his aim was off when he put us together.$5.00$1.00 -
NO ONE LOVES TURTLES
SaleFront: It's that time of year again. Inside: Too bad no one loves you.$5.00$1.00 -
THERE’S NO CHANCE
SaleFront: I spoke with cupid last night. Inside: You're going to die alone.$5.00$1.00 -
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MAKE ME A SANDWICH
Mother's DayFront: You are an excellent mother and wife. Inside: Though your cooking sucks.$5.00$1.00 -
MY GRAMMA IS THE BEST
Mother's DayFront: Not everyone gives their grandmas a Mother's Day card. Inside: Slip me a twenty and we'll call it even.$5.00$1.00 -
BAD MOMMY
Mother's DayFront: Congratulations on your first Mother's Day. Inside: You're doing a terrible job.$5.00$1.00 -
NEVER REGRET
Mother's DayFront: It's your first Mother's Day. Inside: Regretting it yet?$5.00$1.00
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