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Quick ViewTOO MUCH MOOLA
BirthdayFront: We found you the perfect birthday gift. Inside: It was expensive. So we didn't buy it.$5.50$4.68 -
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CardsFront: First comes love. Then comes marriage. Inside: Then everyone starts bugging you about having kids.$5.00$4.25 -
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Quick ViewMRS. BITCH CLAUS
CardsFront: Santa Claus is great. Inside: But Mrs. Claus is a real bitch.$5.50$4.68 -
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CardsFront: Have you ever wondered where Santa gets his money? Inside: It's from sex trafficking.$5.00$4.25 -
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CardsFront: Happy Holidays. Inside: Or whatever the fuck we're supposed to say not to be offensive.$5.50$4.68 -
Quick ViewCARROT WANG
CardsFront: Frosty was at the winter carnival. Inside: He was flashing everyone his carrot wang.$5.50$4.68 -
Quick ViewMAIL ORDER BRIDE
WeddingFront: Congrats on finding the perfect bride. Inside: Did you buy her off the internet?$5.00$4.25 -
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WeddingFront: Congratulations on your engagement. Inside: Will it be an open bar?$5.00$4.25 -
Quick ViewCRAZY SHIT
BirthdayFront: You deserve to be celebrated. Inside: You do a lot of crazy shit... And you're still alive.$5.50$4.68 -
Quick ViewCOME CUM
BirthdayFront: Your birthday is coming... Inside: And I will make you cum on your birthday.$5.50$4.68 -
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Quick ViewYOU SUCK TOGETHER
SaleFront: Enjoy your wedding day. Inside: Because I won't.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00.$0.85 -
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Quick ViewWEDDING CRASHERS
SaleFront: I love going to weddings. Inside: But there's no way I'm going to yours.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00.$0.85 -
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Quick ViewQUITTERS NEVER WED
SaleFront: You're taking the walk down the aisle? Inside: I thought you were going to quit on this like you do everything else.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00.$0.85 -
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Quick ViewSHEEPISH WEDDING
SaleFront: Both of you have done a lot of wonderful things in your life. Inside: But getting married isn't one of them.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00.$0.85 -
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Quick ViewLIKE YOU, HATE YOU
SaleFront: We've all been thinking about you. Inside: And we've decided we don't like you anymore.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00.$0.85 -
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SaleFront: Everyone has been thinking about you. Inside: Well, not me.Original price was: $5.00.$2.00Current price is: $2.00.$1.70 -
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SaleFront: I'm really sorry. Inside: But you asked for it.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00.$0.85 -
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Quick ViewCUPID STINKS
SaleFront: Cupid is great. Inside: But I think his aim was off when he put us together.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00.$0.85 -
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Quick ViewNO ONE LOVES TURTLES
SaleFront: It's that time of year again. Inside: Too bad no one loves you.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00.$0.85 -
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Quick ViewTHERE’S NO CHANCE
SaleFront: I spoke with cupid last night. Inside: You're going to die alone.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00.$0.85 -
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Quick ViewLOVE SUCKS
SaleFront: I love Valentine's Day. Inside: I just don't love you.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00.$0.85
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TOO MUCH MOOLA
BirthdayFront: We found you the perfect birthday gift. Inside: It was expensive. So we didn't buy it.$5.50$4.68 -
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LOVE MARRIAGE BABIES
CardsFront: First comes love. Then comes marriage. Inside: Then everyone starts bugging you about having kids.$5.00$4.25 -
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MRS. BITCH CLAUS
CardsFront: Santa Claus is great. Inside: But Mrs. Claus is a real bitch.$5.50$4.68 -
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TRAFFIC STOP
CardsFront: Have you ever wondered where Santa gets his money? Inside: It's from sex trafficking.$5.00$4.25 -
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HAPPY WHATEVER
CardsFront: Happy Holidays. Inside: Or whatever the fuck we're supposed to say not to be offensive.$5.50$4.68 -
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CARROT WANG
CardsFront: Frosty was at the winter carnival. Inside: He was flashing everyone his carrot wang.$5.50$4.68 -
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MAIL ORDER BRIDE
WeddingFront: Congrats on finding the perfect bride. Inside: Did you buy her off the internet?$5.00$4.25 -
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OPEN IT UP
WeddingFront: Congratulations on your engagement. Inside: Will it be an open bar?$5.00$4.25 -
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CRAZY SHIT
BirthdayFront: You deserve to be celebrated. Inside: You do a lot of crazy shit... And you're still alive.$5.50$4.68 -
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COME CUM
BirthdayFront: Your birthday is coming... Inside: And I will make you cum on your birthday.$5.50$4.68 -
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YOU SUCK TOGETHER
SaleFront: Enjoy your wedding day. Inside: Because I won't.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00.$0.85 -
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WEDDING CRASHERS
SaleFront: I love going to weddings. Inside: But there's no way I'm going to yours.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00.$0.85 -
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QUITTERS NEVER WED
SaleFront: You're taking the walk down the aisle? Inside: I thought you were going to quit on this like you do everything else.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00.$0.85 -
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SHEEPISH WEDDING
SaleFront: Both of you have done a lot of wonderful things in your life. Inside: But getting married isn't one of them.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00.$0.85 -
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LIKE YOU, HATE YOU
SaleFront: We've all been thinking about you. Inside: And we've decided we don't like you anymore.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00.$0.85 -
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I DON’T THINK
SaleFront: Everyone has been thinking about you. Inside: Well, not me.Original price was: $5.00.$2.00Current price is: $2.00.$1.70 -
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ASKING FOR TROUBLE
SaleFront: I'm really sorry. Inside: But you asked for it.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00.$0.85 -
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CUPID STINKS
SaleFront: Cupid is great. Inside: But I think his aim was off when he put us together.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00.$0.85 -
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NO ONE LOVES TURTLES
SaleFront: It's that time of year again. Inside: Too bad no one loves you.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00.$0.85 -
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THERE’S NO CHANCE
SaleFront: I spoke with cupid last night. Inside: You're going to die alone.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00.$0.85 -
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LOVE SUCKS
SaleFront: I love Valentine's Day. Inside: I just don't love you.Original price was: $5.00.$1.00Current price is: $1.00.$0.85
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