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    THAT FUCKER BE TOUGH

     Get Well
    Front: You'll get through this. Inside: You're a tough motherfucker.
    $5.50
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    FOXY CHRISTMAS

     Christmas
    Front: Christmas is all about friends and family. Inside: It's too bad that you don't have either.
    $5.00
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    NOT AN AGELESS BEAUTY

     Birthday
    Front: You haven't aged a day since we met. Inside: But you looked old back then.
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    CARD CARD GIFT CARD

     Birthday
    Front: Want your birthday gift? Inside: Here's a gift card. Go get it.
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    NATALIE LIKES OWLS

     Birthday
    Front: You're a real hoot. Inside: Oops, I mean ho. You're a real ho.
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    TOO CUTE FOR YOU

     New Baby
    Front: What a beautiful baby Back: There must have been a mix-up at the hospital.
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    BIG BANG BABY

     New Baby
    Front: How exciting. Inside: You aren't shooting blanks.
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    DYING DEER

     Painting
    Front: Back:
    Original price was: $60.00.Current price is: $15.00.
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    MOB DOG

     Painting Original price was: $60.00.Current price is: $15.00.
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    NERD

     Painting Original price was: $60.00.Current price is: $15.00.
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    WHORSE

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    KILLER CLOWN

     Painting Original price was: $60.00.Current price is: $15.00.
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    I FEEL DEAD INSIDE

     Coaster
    I feel dead inside.
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    SHUT THE HELL UP

     Coaster
    Shut the hell up.
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    MASTURBATION IS FUN

     Coaster
    Masturbation is fun.
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    LET’S FUCK

     Coaster
    Let's fuck.
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    I NEED TO GET LAID

     Coaster
    I need to get laid.
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    MY VAGINA IS AWESOME

     Coaster
    My vagina is awesome.
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    LOVE HATE CHRISTMAS

     Gift Tags
    Tag 1: I hate Christmas. Tag 2: Christmas is fucking awesome. Each package contains 10 Gift Tags (5 of each design) each with a piece of cotton twine for attaching the tag to a gift.  The back of the tags are white with a space for "To" and "From".  People need know who their presents are from!
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    MERRY SANTA FUCKS

     Gift Tags
    Tag 1: Merry fucking Christmas. Tag 2: Santa hates you. Each package contains 10 Gift Tags (5 of each design) each with a piece of cotton twine for attaching the tag to a gift.  The back of the tags are white with a space for "To" and "From".  Givers need credit for their awesome gifts!
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    FUCKING BIRTHDAY LOVE

     Gift Tags
    Tag 1: Happy fucking birthday. Tag 2: Pretend you love it. Each package contains 10 Gift Tags (5 of each design) each with a piece of cotton twine for attaching the tag to a gift.  The back of the tags are white with a space for "To" and "From".  These are the best tags ever.
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