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CardsFront: You're the best dad ever. Back: Even if you won't get off my back.$5.00 -
YOU’RE NOT MY DAD
CardsFront: Father-in-laws deserve cards too. Back: Though I don't know why. You didn't raise me.$5.00 -
FATHER BY MARRIAGE
CardsFront: You're the best father-in-law ever. Back: Just kidding. I hate you.$5.00 -
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OLD AGE HOME
CardsFront: Let's make this the best Father's Day ever. Back: Because next year I'm putting you in a home.$5.00 -
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EVERYBODY FARTS
CardsFront: Dad, you taught me life's most important lesson. Back: When I fart I blame it on someone else.$5.50 -
I HATE MYSELF
CardsFront: Thanks dad. You really made me the person I am today. Back: I hate myself.$5.00 -
I WAS A MISTAKE
CardsFront: Thank you dad. Inside: I know I was a mistake, but thanks anyway.$5.00 -
I’M SUPER AWESOME
CardsFront: You did a great job raising me, dad. Back: But I wouldn't be so proud of the others.$5.00 -
FIXING MY LIFE
CardsFront: It's Father's Day and I have so much to thank you for. Back: Like ruining my life.$5.00 -
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SEXUALLY OVERACTIVE
Bon VoyageFront: Have an amazing time. Inside: Just don't bring home any STD's.$5.00 -
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PANTS FEELING HEAVY
Bon VoyageFront: I love travelling. Inside: Though I always seem to get diarrhea.$5.00$1.00 -
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BE SAFE AND SIT IN 58A
Bon VoyageFront: Safe travels. Inside: I hope your plane doesn't crash.$5.00$1.00 -
ENJOY WHILE YOU LAST
Bon VoyageFront: You better enjoy your trip. Inside: At your age it's probably your last.$5.00 -
NO GIFT SHOP GIFTS
Bon VoyageFront: Have a great trip. Inside: And bring me back something nice.$5.00 -
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DO THE HULA
Bon VoyageFront: Have a great trip. Inside: But don't rush home. No one is going to miss you$5.00 -
FORGET ME NOT
Belated BirthdayFront: I'm sorry I missed your birthday. Inside: You're just not one of my priorities right now.$5.00 -
ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE
Belated BirthdayFront: I'm sorry I missed your birthday. Inside: I'm such an asshole.$5.00 -
I WON’T KILL YOU
Belated BirthdayFront: I can't believe I missed your birthday. Inside: You better not miss mine or I'll fucking kill you.$5.00 -
SORRY BUDDY
Belated BirthdayFront: I'm so sorry I forgot. Inside: Chances are I'll forget next year too.$5.00 -
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SO WHAT IF I FORGOT
Belated BirthdayFront: I bet you think I forgot your birthday. Inside: I did.$5.00 -
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MISTAKES HAPPEN
BirthdayFront: Let's celebrate your birth. Inside: Even though you were an unplanned pregnancy.$5.50 -
WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY
BirthdayFront: It's your birthday. Inside: Or was your birthday? Or is almost your birthday? When the fuck is your birthday?$5.50 -
DEFINITELY TOO OLD
BirthdayFront: A piece of birthday advice for you? Inside: Start lying about your age.$5.50 -
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MOMMY’S VAG
BirthdayFront: Your birthday is a reason to celebrate. Inside: Celebrate coming out of your mom's vagina.$5.50 -
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