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BEARD POWER
CardsFront: I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Back: I always knew she was a whore.$5.00 -
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REAR END HER
CardsFront: Mr. and Mrs. Claus are perfect together. Back: She lets him do it up the ass.$5.00 -
ASS FACE
CardsFront: Do you believe in Santa? Back: Get your head out your ass. He's not real.$5.00 -
CRAZY LITTLE BASTARDS
CardsFront: I love elves. Inside: Those little fuckers know how to party.$5.00 -
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SANTA’S SHIT STINKS
CardsFront: Every Christmas Santa eats our cookies and drinks our milk. Back: Then he takes a huge dump in our bathroom.$5.00 -
SANTA IS A BADASS
CardsFront: Grandma got ran over by a reindeer again. Inside: That bitch had it coming.$5.00 -
HO HO HO
CardsFront: I waited up all night to see Santa. Back: He was wasted and there was a hooker in his sleigh.$5.00 -
FUCK ME SANTA
CardsFront: Hopefully Santa doesn't forget my house. Back: I want to ride that jolly son-of-a-bitch all night.$5.00 -
CREEPY MCCREEPERSON
CardsFront: He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. Back: He must be stalking you.$5.00 -
CHRISTMAS IS AWESOME
CardsFront: It's true what they say about Christmas. Inside: It's fucking awesome.$5.50 -
FAT BASTARD
CardsFront: Last year Santa ate all the cookies I left out. Back: That fat bastard.$5.00 -
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EVERYTHING IS GREEN
CardsFront: Santa asked me what you wanted for Christmas. Back: I told him to fuck off.$5.00
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COCKSUCKING BIRTHDAY
BirthdayFront: Make a wish and blow out your candles. Inside: Then blow yourself. Cocksucker.$5.00 -
ZEBRA IS A COOL WORD
BirthdayFront: Congratulations on another birthday. Inside: At your age most people are dead.$5.00 -
LIKE A FAT KID LIKES CAKE
BirthdayFront: I baked you a cake for your birthday. Inside: Then I ate it.$5.00 -
I HATE BIRTHDAYS
BirthdayFront: Have a happy birthday. Inside: Or rot in hell you old bastard.$5.00 -
BIRTHDAYS ARE STUPID
BirthdayFront: I'm glad we're friends. Inside: Except for when it's your birthday and I'm expected to buy you something.$5.00 -
DRUNKEN LOSERS
BirthdayFront: Hooray for your birthday. Inside: Let's go out and drink responsibly.$5.00 -
A FIVE DOLLAR GIFT
BirthdayFront: This card means one thing. Inside: I don't want to spend more than five dollars on you.$5.00 -
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WHY GIVE ANYTHING ELSE
BirthdayFront: I had no idea what to get you for your birthday. Inside: So here's a card.$5.00 -
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DOWN WITH THE OLDIES
BirthdayFront: Happy birthday to a dear old friend. Inside: An old, old, old, old, old, old friend.$5.50 -
YOU DANCE LIKE ELAINE
BirthdayFront: Let's go out dancing for your birthday. Inside: Actually, maybe you should stay home. You're embarrassing.$5.00 -
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HA HA YOU’RE A FUCK UP
BirthdayFront: You only live once. Inside: Too bad you already fucked up.$5.00 -
SHUT THE FUCK UP
BirthdayFront: Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Inside: Shut the fuck up.$5.50 -
YOUR HAIR SUCKS
BirthdayFront: As your friend I really have to let you in on something. Inside: Your haircut is ridiculous.$5.00$1.00 -
OH POOP
BirthdayFront: No birthday gift could express my true feelings for you. Inside: Except, maybe, a pile of crap.$5.00 -
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BOOBIES
BirthdayFront: It must be your birthday. Inside: I can tell because your boobs are sagging.$5.50 -
SCOOTIE HAMSTER
BirthdayFront: For your birthday lets do something special. Inside: Sex with strangers is special, right?$5.00 -
I’M THE BEST
BirthdayFront: I got you the best birthday gift ever. Inside: But you don't deserve the best. So I kept it.$5.00 -
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